Pray for me.

[Orange Free State]

I am trying to be strong.

I will be in DisneyWorld next week, and am trying to resist the temptation to rush and tackle Robotrump in the Hall of Presidents. If you hear of that happening, it was likely me.

May need to do a GoFundMe for bail and legal defense.

[Kirk Lover]

1. I can relate. Though I wouldn't commit to violence, I'd have a hard time holding back a

pot shot. And if funny enough - I'll take it. The humor lets me get away with murder.

[Gothmog]

2. Just skip this attraction

Do you have fast passes for the Avatar Flights of Wonder ride yet? Those are hard to get

[dawg]

3. I'ma pray that you do it.

[jmowreader]

4. I have a better, and totally LEGAL, idea

Just heckle Robotrump.

[Irish_Dem]

5. Repeat after me: I will not tackle the orange squirrel, I will not tackle the orange squirel.

Keep saying it as you enter the Hall.

To be on the safe side I will say a Hail Mary for you.
It is an all purpose prayer, I don't remember the nuns
teaching us a specific prayer so we would not tackle wax presidents.

[stonecutter357]

6. get the smoked turkey leg and Norwegian School Bread first .

[Different Drummer]

8. That looks tasty. n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

28. Ooh, Norwegian school bread!

It's not really bread; it's a bun dusted with toasted coconut and custard in the middle. Very tasty!

[MFM008]

32. Omg

Wish I had it now!

[Different Drummer]

7. If you do end up needing a GoFundMe, I'll be glad to contribute. n/t

[Squinch]

9. Sending lawyers, guns and money. Take the republican shithole DOWN!

[treestar]

10. LOL, will do so!

I sympathize!

[0rganism]

11. if you were to somehow misplace a sandwich board sign saying "LIAR" who could blame you?

i mean those things fall out of my pockets everywhere i go.

[tymorial]

12. I hear you.

I love the hall of presidents. My daughter is only 2 though so I don't us getting down there anytime soon. Hopefully the orange nightmare is long gone by the time I do...

[kydo]

13. Went there last week and some how managed not to go give in to temptation.

Then again when we went to the magic kingdom it was freezing! I think the line in the Starbucks that they have on main street was about a 3 hour wait, no fast pass.

Stay at animal kingdom. That was fun. Pandora was awesome! Mt Everest was a pleasant surprise.

[dflprincess]

14. I went to the one at DisneyWorld 25 years ago

and embarrassed the friends I was with when RoboNixon stood up and I loudly asked "Where's the blood on his hands?"

I was at DisneyWorld three years ago (with the same friends) and we skipped the presidents because they were afraid of what I'd do when RoboGeorgeW started talking.

[samnsara]

15. just be really high

[Corgigal]

16. Do I understand this.

Every time I enter my local VA, I open the door and before I can physically turn right, in front of my is a huge ass Trump Wild West photo. Horrific, cause this is where I have to get my care for a few years. I SO want to use a marker on it, I know they must have cameras.

So, I just walk in looking down. I can't look at it.

[3catwoman3]

17. Maybe you could "trip" while carrying a full cup of coffee...

...and have the "misfortune" to spill it all over the cutout. Ooooooops!

[GulfCoast66]

18. Better yet...trip while bringing in a urine sample

[3catwoman3]

21. Ooh - I like how...

...you think!

[LeftInTX]

20. Is it his official portrait? If not, you could request they plop the official up there.

The official is also disgusting.

[Corgigal]

22. It's the official

sour puss, tiny eyed Wild West photo. That stupid look, that he likes and forces his wife to do.
I only saw it once, my stomach went OMG. This is too direct a line to my life now. Trump voters can trust him with their life, I am not on that team.

I'm just staying away unless they call me for something. I'm trusting Malcom Nancy who said this will break in Feb/Mar timeframe. I'll wait.

[LeftInTX]

23. OK...thought it maybe he was wearing a cowboy hat etc.

I think it is more of a bad posture, squinting portrait. It's ugly. And I'm about the only one on DU who will say he's not obese (he's not obese, he's just overweight with not so well distributed flab) and that Melania is pretty. But that official portrait is just nasty.

[LeftInTX]

24. Why didn't he pick the one the one below?

&w=800&q=85

[Corgigal]

25. No idea

I haven't been back in 4 months. I also don't need to see that pretend nice man photo either. I'm from New York, Studio 54 days. I know what he is.

[Corgigal]

26. Here, this explains it.

[link:http://cbs12.com/news/local/white-house-directs-all-vas-to-hang-president-trump-portrait|

[tom_kelly]

37. I remember

being so depressed after the election and working hard to rationalize things. Then after the inauguration it was X 2. X 3 was walking into the VA and being hit in the face with that unusual picture of that guy. That was a very hard day indeed.

I remember leaving a comment card a few years earlier about President Obama’s picture being a slight bit below Shinseki’s and they adjusted it.

[Roland99]

19. It is only an animatronic. And only one part of a much longer show.

Just skip going then if you can’t enjoy the show without making a show.

[Turbineguy]

27. Maybe they need a visit

from the Phantom Shitter.

[BobTheSubgenius]

29. Thanks, I needed that!

Welcome to DU, as well!

[voteearlyvoteoften]

30. Pack tomatoes 🍅

[MrsCoffee]

31. Well Agent Mike has been put on alert.

[Marie Marie]

33. We need a DU Bail Fund for just such, um, er, "incidents".

Sometimes, for reasons beyond our control, shit happens and we need to be prepared. Who's with me?

[FakeNoose]

34. Try throwing peaches at him

They might let you get away with that.

[NightWatcher]

35. You're lucky. I hear it'll be robotrump's last week there. Has to move over for #46 by Spring

[Snake Plissken]

36. I wonder if anyone has given it a golden shower yet

to make him feel at home, like the good old days in Moscow.

[CanonRay]

38. Just spit on it.

[FailureToCommunicate]

39. Be sure to listen to this before you go... (if you don't know it already)

We felt the same way about Ronnie Raygun and these lads gave those feelings a hilarious turn:

[haele]

40. The animatronic for Drumpf looks like Hillary Clinton with a bad wig.

And friends I know who have seen the Hall of Presidents say it doesn't sound like him - no broad Queens accent, and the mannequin's scripted blurb sounds quite a bit smarter than anything he's said on campaign or in office.

Haele