Future Tweet from Shithole Trump

[NanceGreggs]

When Trumpy said today that he would meet with Mueller under oath, he of course knew that his lawyers are already negotiating the limitations they want placed on the interview. No doubt they discussed the options with him.

We know that Shithole's lawyers tend to put the best spin on things - (This will all be over by Thanksgiving!) - he has probably been led to believe that Mueller will agree to an open-book home-test, where he'll receive a list of questions and his appropriate staff will "create the right answers".

After Trump’s lawyers come to an agreement with Mueller re the parameters of Shithole’s interview, his story to the public will be …

“I told Mueller I would be happy to be interviewed, under oath and in front of cameras, without any lawyers, for eight hours a day, for as many days as it took for me to answer his questions – BUT my lawyers came up with something else. And I was SO READY to do that – believe me!”

You know it’s coming – the “I was ready to face Mueller on my own and without any restrictions – but my lawyers held me back from doing it” story.

[thbobby]

1. Maybe

The 5th amendment is to protect stable geniuses from fake news. Fake news cannot be allowed to destroy America.

[struggle4progress]

2. "Who wrote which tweet?" would be a fun game

[L. Coyote]

3. I told Mueller I would be happy to be interviewed, under oath and in front of cameras, without ...

“I told Mueller I would be happy to be interviewed, under oath and in front of cameras, without any lawyers, for eight hours a day, for as many days as it took for me to answer his questions – BUT my doctor came up with something else. I have bone spurs."

[C Moon]

4. He must be on the phone with Putin constantly.