Dear Mr Mueller, could you please drop an indictment on a trump kid Monday?

[NightWatcher]

His resulting freak out might penetrate the Xanax drip his handlers will have him on in the lead up to the SOTU on Tuesday and might lead to an assist in your efforts to get the mad man removed.

[Leghorn21]

1. Pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pleaaasssse and thank you, just one bitty indictment

will do just fine, thank you in advance good sir

[Sancho]

2. I hope there are sealed indictments already in the file.

[efhmc]

3. I like your reasoning but

happily Mr. Mueller is unmoved by political events.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. True, but it would be a fun coincidence.

[efhmc]

7. It would be lovely.

n/t

[dalton99a]

5. Jared should get his turn pretty soon

[Vinca]

6. Please, Mr. Mueller. I bet my blood pressure would drop 10 points or more.

[Phoenix61]

8. Monday would be good but

I think 5:00ísh on Tuesday so it would hit the news just a little before they cue the mic for his address. Can you imagine the scrambling, the raging, the desperate attempts to figure out what the heck just happened? Makes me smile just thinking about it.