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Cryptoad

(8,254 posts)
Sun Jan 28, 2018, 08:27 PM Jan 2018

Im coming out of the closet!!!!!!!

I've been undercover way too long!

I am an Active Member of the that Secret Illuminati working to take down the GOP!

ahhhh ,,, I feel so much better now,,,,,,,, Im a Fredom Figther and proud that the world knows it!

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Im coming out of the closet!!!!!!! (Original Post) Cryptoad Jan 2018 OP
Coming out of the closet, too. Kath2 Jan 2018 #1
Not in a closet. that's for sure mercuryblues Jan 2018 #2
In a voting booth in November. Kath2 Jan 2018 #3
Meet you there! Hortensis Jan 2018 #9
Right on. Kath2 Jan 2018 #11
if ur are member u wouldn't have to ask that Q....... Cryptoad Jan 2018 #8
So very true rpannier Jan 2018 #16
Is there a secret handshake? Ohiogal Jan 2018 #4
Peace sign. Kath2 Jan 2018 #5
Excellent Ohiogal Jan 2018 #6
Use it all the time. Kath2 Jan 2018 #10
Even better! Ohiogal Jan 2018 #13
It is wonderful! Kath2 Jan 2018 #17
OOOO yea secret hanshake,,,,,, Cryptoad Jan 2018 #7
We are so scary! Kath2 Jan 2018 #12
There is also rpannier Jan 2018 #15
You're not official until---- packman Jan 2018 #14
You gonna send me secret coded messages? How many a day? Shrike47 Jan 2018 #18
Eway reay oingay otay aketay overay ethay overnmentgay inay Ovembernay Marie Marie Jan 2018 #26
oooooo, can I be a Fredom Figther too? TygrBright Jan 2018 #19
If they won't let you join bluecollar2 Jan 2018 #22
Deep state here! IronLionZion Jan 2018 #20
Where is the deep state recruitment center???? roamer65 Jan 2018 #23
They will find u!!!! Cryptoad Jan 2018 #24
Uneasy Rider - Charlie Daniels Band Xipe Totec Jan 2018 #21
Let me know where and when the Secret Society meetings are. bitterross Jan 2018 #25
Well, I guess were just illuminati now. No more secret. Thanks a lot, Todd! Freelancer Jan 2018 #27
I'm not closeted. I have triangles all over and promote the Illuminati to whomever wants to join. TheBlackAdder Jan 2018 #28
Here it the location of the next meeting Gothmog Jan 2018 #29
I'M Spartacus!!! Squinch Jan 2018 #30
As a proud member of the Obamacare Death Panel, I salute you! JustABozoOnThisBus Jan 2018 #31
*The crocodile walks at night. Repeat: the crocodile walks at night* VOX Jan 2018 #32

rpannier

(24,328 posts)
16. So very true
Sun Jan 28, 2018, 09:16 PM
Jan 2018

And never in a public forum
A true member would have waited until the next meeting to ask when the next meeting was

Cryptoad

(8,254 posts)
7. OOOO yea secret hanshake,,,,,,
Sun Jan 28, 2018, 08:45 PM
Jan 2018

so as one member may know another in the dark as well as the light,,,,!

rpannier

(24,328 posts)
15. There is also
Sun Jan 28, 2018, 09:12 PM
Jan 2018

a secret whistle, song, dance, decoder ring, hat and hand gestures. Can't be too careful, so we have to know who the real members are

 

packman

(16,296 posts)
14. You're not official until----
Sun Jan 28, 2018, 09:11 PM
Jan 2018
/revision/latest?cb=20150618062102

Send $19.99 to:

Packman via paypal---

Marie Marie

(9,999 posts)
26. Eway reay oingay otay aketay overay ethay overnmentgay inay Ovembernay
Sun Jan 28, 2018, 11:26 PM
Jan 2018

Asspay itay onay. (spell check just exploded on me!)

TygrBright

(20,755 posts)
19. oooooo, can I be a Fredom Figther too?
Sun Jan 28, 2018, 09:23 PM
Jan 2018

I love anything that has anything to do with figs!

I keep every fig I find. I never give one to anyone else, though...

amusedly,
Bright

bluecollar2

(3,622 posts)
22. If they won't let you join
Sun Jan 28, 2018, 09:43 PM
Jan 2018

I hear there you can join the Girthers...

They're pushing for release of Trumps long form girth certificate.

IronLionZion

(45,380 posts)
20. Deep state here!
Sun Jan 28, 2018, 09:25 PM
Jan 2018

I'm super-secretly undermining the Trump administration and making them trip over every single thing they have ever tried because I'm jealous of their wealth!

And I steal jobs away from Americans! (relax anti-H1b DUers, I'm American)

Freelancer

(2,107 posts)
27. Well, I guess were just illuminati now. No more secret. Thanks a lot, Todd!
Sun Jan 28, 2018, 11:29 PM
Jan 2018

No, I don't really know him/her. And, most likely their not named Todd.

JustABozoOnThisBus

(23,321 posts)
31. As a proud member of the Obamacare Death Panel, I salute you!
Mon Jan 29, 2018, 05:29 PM
Jan 2018

I love government jobs. I just wish we had a uniom.

VOX

(22,976 posts)
32. *The crocodile walks at night. Repeat: the crocodile walks at night*
Mon Jan 29, 2018, 05:31 PM
Jan 2018

Deep State Executive meeting called by George Soros, regarding the LIB-CHIP implants in all FBI brass. Software update with newest codes for Operation Jade Helm II will be available. Attendance and confidentiality are mandatory for this most SECRET SOCIETY.

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