Stormy's "suspicious" recant. She shows up on KIMMEL, says the recant is FALSE. Stands by her story.

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ON EDIT: The original title of thread: "New signature very different. Will she show for KIMMEL?!1"

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https://www.someecards.com/news/politics/stormy-daniels-denial-statement/

Stormy Daniels just put out a suspicious new statement ahead of her 'Kimmel' appearance.

.... BuzzFeed reporter Tom Namako tweeted out a statement attributed to Stormy, that denies that she had an affair with the president—but doesn't deny that she accepted a settlement. ....

Couple of things, Stormyleh.

1. Since when is the Wall Street Journal, who reported the affair, an "overseas tabloid"?

2. Girl, you talked about the affair years ago, that's how we got the intel about Trump's Forbes fetish! ....

The signatures also look suspiciously different. ....

Now it's up to Jimmy Kimmel to find out the truth. ....

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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. She doesn't dare admit it because she'd have to give the money back.

[C_U_L8R]

2. She just went on a Donny and Stormy tour FFS !!

Sure seems like someone told her to cut it out (with another payoff check??)

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3. Meanwhile (waiting for KIMMEL), Stephen is *killing* with his up to the minute recap!1

(paraphrasing) "Lots of (heroic guests) - and the president was there, too."

"God, what did we DO to deserve this. Sorry, God!1"

"Lower cost drugs, great, drugs would have helped me get through this speech."

"Of course, he did not mention the Russia investigation. .... Guantanamo, oh good, at least he has a plan."

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4. Stephen has 3 young speechwriters (for OBAMA/CLINTON) deconstructing SHITLER's speech.

"Jeff SESSIONS is the reason we don't have criminal justice reform."

SO intelligent!

Gotta switch to KIMMEL starting.

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5. KIMMEL: "Winter storm - the one and only Stormy DANIELS is here!1" First up, Kerry WASHINGTON.

Kerry: "Jimmy, did you have me here because you think I'm really Olivia Pope, that I can handle Stormy DANIELS?!1"

Kerry: " (Other fantastic guests besides Kobe BRYANT: ) Hillary, that was big. (applause) I hope all you people voted!1 Not too late, now the midterms, our country needs you!1 No, did not watch the speech. I have a lot a lot of respect for (the presidency) but the state of our union is (not good)."

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6. "Our next guest unique perspective on the president, did or did not have affair..."

He read the entire new statement, plus tells her the signature don't match, plus shows other of her signatures that don't match the new one.


She says it's THE INTERNET, that she did NOT issue the RECANTING STATEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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7. She plays coy a lot but stands by her SHITLER story. "I feel guilt for my family."

She laughs a lot, starts with evasions to every question but comes back to saying her SHITLER thing is true. Jimmy asked whether she felt guilt for Melania, and she said, "for my family because the internet."

Said she did NOT have anything to do with the recantation statement.

I/UTUSN smell John BARRON in the recantation, you know, "somebody" calling Buzzfeed with the fake recantation.

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8. Jimmy shows her 3 carrots, big little tiny, wanna pick one? She doesn't. He says she can't talk

because of the non disclosure agreement. Gives her a puppet to act out silent answers to the obvious questions about the SHITLER affair. She more or less confirms stuff.

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9. O.k., ABC cut it off, went to Nightline.

[Cha]

10. Wow.. thanks. So we're

back to that.