Want to end the debate on gun control?

[Aviation Pro]

1. The President proposes a funded mandate that every swinging Richard and Betty over the age of 18 own a firearm for 'self-defense.'
2. The mandate is funded from the NRA treasure chest (afterall they are the proponents of a gun in every breadbox).
3. Along with the gun credit that every single swinging Richard and Betty receive to purchase a handgun and rifle of their choice, they must enroll in quarterly training, which is solely funded by the NRA.
4. Firearms manufacturers rejoice, ammunition manufacturers rejoice, training facilities spring up overnight hiring non-stop.
5. NRA shows sad face because they're broke and fuck 'em.
6. The President wins in a landslide.

[freshwest]

1. You forgot NRA gun accident insurance. But over all, that will shut up the GOP's NRA.

C'mon, right wingers!

Put your money where you mouth is and I don't mean your money in our government's mouth.

You bootstrapping John Wayne wannabes, it's time to MAN UP.

[Lint Head]

2. I John Wayne still dead?

[Missycim]

3. No offense

But that has to be the silliest thing I have ever heard from pro-gun control people.

[sendero]

4. Hang around here a while..

... that is nothing.

DU goes completely non-linear when it comes to guns and logic and reason are simply the red-headed step child to raw emotion and the ridiculous notion that you can somehow make a murderer care about some pissy little law.

[tiny elvis]

6. rub the gun for luck

[Missycim]

11. I hear you

I have seen the gungeon and have seen the talented posts some pro gun control people leave such as "a penis extension" "strap a gun or two in your pants" etc.

[spin]

5. I agree and I'm pro-gun. Firearms are not for everybody. (n/t)

[tiny elvis]

7. fun for everyone

[michreject]

8. So you think that the Government can use force

to make a private entity fund a Government mandate?

OoooooooooooooKay.

[hack89]

9. So just how does this effect criminals and all those other illegal gun owners?

you know - those nice guys that routinely kill each other and innocent bystanders.

[ileus]

10. What about target or hunting firearms?

can we get those provided also?

Will the NRA get federal grants to provide the people with these firearms?

[Chorophyll]

12. Oh, I absolutely love the idea that everyone I meet,

every day, in my crowded urban metropolitan area, will be armed. On the subway and everything. Yeah, I feel safer already.

[cherokeeprogressive]

13. Meanwhile... back in the REAL world...