Editorial cartoons : Trum's hair and military parade

[syringis]

Trump's hair :


Military parade :

[Grammy23]

1. Oh, my! That hair!

The video of that hair fly away was epic. Too bad it was a tad bit fuzzy, but still it was obvious that something came either unglued or unattached. I am surprised he didn’t reach up and grab it.
It certainly explains a LOT about his bizarre hair-do. More like Hair-Don’t.

[syringis]

5. Hello Grammy23

He didn't grab it because he was (were?) lost in his thoughts...about a "gonna be huge" parade

[Grammy23]

9. Not sure we can really call those things thoughts that flit through his noggin.

Maybe flights of fantasy?

Or the musings of a deranged, wanna bee dictator?

😂😂😂

[Chiyo-chichi]

19. I'm also not sure we can call that "hair."

Though, I guess it used to be somebody's hair.

[MrModerate]

11. A couple of the staples pulled loose . . . n/t

[pandr32]

12. I wonder if anyone told him of the video clip

I read he only gets told of favorable coverage, but he must have felt the flap of hair lift in the wind.
He loves to let someone tug at the front of his hair to prove it is real, but now we can see why he keeps his "do" a little long at the back--no hair there at all so it can't be cut with a clipper. He has had his back scalp gradually pulled forward and possibly even harvested for plugs in order to have something on top. You can see where he parts his hair there is a little pucker in it--not smooth, which indicates some weave added to give the illusion of more volume, but he can't do anything with the bald back of his head except to cover it over with his folded over long front hair and what is left at the sides--and then sprayed in place.
Wind is not his friend.
What a mess. He probably (we probably) spend a fortune on his hair!

[niyad]

2. thanks, I needed this!!

[syringis]

6. My pleasure Nyiad

How are you ?

[niyad]

18. doing well, thank you. and you? mardi gras weekend in weirdsville!!

[alittlelark]

3. The first cartoon is inspired by 'The Arrival'.

Rather apropos.

[gratuitous]

4. After that hair-raising scene yesterday

I'm guessing that Trump will be more self-conscious than ever about his combover. Anyone who gets within shouting distance of him should call out, "Nice bald spot!" or "Hey Baldy!" He'll scamper off to the nearest mirror to check his 'do.

What's Trump's favorite mountain in California? Mt. Baldy.

What's Trump's favorite national symbol? The bald eagle.

What sort of lies does Trump like best? Bald-faced lies.

[syringis]

8. Hello Gratuitous

He is not very lucky when it comes to glue...

After the dental problem, now the hair...

He'd better go for Super Glue

[trusty elf]

7. The steaming turd!

[keithbvadu2]

10. Dotard's parade

[dalton99a]

17. +1

[Cha]

13. Thank you, syringis!

[syringis]

14. You're welcome Cha

[kimbutgar]

15. Love the first cartoon with bathing hair Syrngis!

Every time I see him speak on livetv I flip him the bird to cover him up. I fast forward until his ugly face is gone. I could listen to Bush the cretin Twitler is so odious and vomitus to me.

[dalton99a]

16. Perfect.

[Fritz Walter]

20. As much as Id love to see the middle one happen...

...our service members are too professional to salute the SCROTUS with their middle fingers.

The rest of us? We should exercise our First Amendment rights any time Cadet Bone Spurs shows his face in public. Or, to really give him apoplexy, give him a “pinky wave.” And I’m not talking Shaka 🤙 here.