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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsReport: Make It Stop
EVERYWHEREClaiming that they just couldnt stand this bullshit anymore, Americans across the country confirmed Friday that someone, anyone needs to please, just make it stop. Please, please, please, were begging you here, just put an end to it immediately, said sources, noting that it had all gone way, way too far and they would do almost anything for even a few glorious minutes of respite. Were on our hands and knees, pleading with you to make it all go away once and for all. Whats it going to take? Jesus Christ, just stop it! Stop it right now! At press time, sources confirmed that they knew deep down it was never going to stop.
https://www.theonion.com/report-make-it-stop-1822874962
dewsgirl
(14,961 posts)uponit7771
(90,335 posts)localroger
(3,626 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)This is what goes through my mind every day!
onlyadream
(2,166 posts)Gotta do what you gotta do to remain sane.
Mr.Bill
(24,278 posts)I still have the front page of the newspaper with the full page headline: NIXON TO QUIT.
I plan to frame it next to Trumps headline.
Lunabell
(6,078 posts)I wake up every day hoping that someone has made it stop!
shadowmayor
(1,325 posts)It's another story about a monkey fuckin' a football, again. Make it stop!