"Imagine bullets flying the other way. That would have been beautiful." Come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("My father used to call me a hollow-point. I wonder what he meant by that." )Trump is saying: "When I meet with the students from Stoneman Douglas, I'm going to tell them how absolutely proud I am of them. . . . What a great job they're doing. . . . Outstanding! . . . They're what I mean by making America great again. . . . And I'll suggest they consider applying for concealed carry permits. . . . Just to show I'm on their side and understand where they're coming from, I'm going to pay for all of their application fees. . . . How's that?"

[monmouth4]

1. And as he throws out his BS, he is standing in front of the one who said "I cannot tell a lie." n/t

[underpants]

2. First point of the listening session will be about me missing a whole day of golf

The struggle is real

[skip fox]

3. D.T. is saying:

"Most people don't know how they would have reacted to a school shooter. But I know. I've thought about it a lot. . . . I would have snuck into the hall and called him out, then I would have hid myself in a locker holding my protractor like a knife, . . . and when he came by to check out the noise, I'd jump out and that would be he end of boom-boom boy. . . . Like I say, I've thought it all out."

[skip fox]

4. D.T. continues:

"If their parent really cared about them, they'd be wearing body armor."