All of the armed school guards will be of good character around kids

[jberryhill]

By all means, let’s recruit lots of strangers with guns to hang out with school kids. I’m sure they will all be the finest people to be around teenagers. They will all have college degrees and a deep understanding of the developmental psychology of the kids. We have thousands and thousands of such qualified people just sitting around doing nothing.

[samir.g]

1. Anyone who desires a gun

Is someone who should never have one.

[TeamPooka]

2. Doesn't the lowest bidder on a contract always hire the best people?

[VOX]

3. And when the crossfire invariably mows down numerous innocent kids, the schools can have *Gun Days*

Which will be 100% FUN for the survivors AND will provide the Dump administration a well-needed breather from their backbreaking criminality. This country’s INSANE.

[Kittycow]

4. They'll probably start dealing.