Fugelsang nails it: LaPierre is "a Godless, America-hating, Satan's buttplug of a fuckwit"

[highplainsdem]

Link to tweet

The fact that the FCC won't let us call Wayne LaPierre a Godless, America-hating, Satan's buttplug of a fuckwit on Broadcast TV proves we already accept some limits on our constitutional rights

[Wounded Bear]

1. K & R...nt

[Proud Liberal Dem]

2. For a second, I thought that this statement was made by The Rude One

seems like something he would say, anyway.....

[muntrv]

3. Draft him into a war with North Korea. See if he doesn't piss and crap all over himself.

[highplainsdem]

5. He managed to get some sort of deferment to avoid the draft, but has never explained what it was.

There are rumors online that it was a medical deferment claiming some sort of nervous disorder, but there's no proof of that, either.

LaPierre won't provide any information on this.

[nolabear]

7. Seriously? I could say volumes here re shame and compensation.

Him and 45 too. I have no issue with avoiding the draft but not with spending your life from a position of safety playing warrior and marshaling and cheering the deaths of thousands of innocents.

[maddiemom]

10. EXACTLY. In a nutshell.

[lastlib]

9. They might've 4-F'ed him.......

since he's obviously *F&UCKING CRAZY*.

God-damned lunatic hoplosexual--I wonder if he uses his gun for oral sex or anal, or both. Either way, I wish his gun would have an orgasm..........

[Still In Wisconsin]

16. He wouldn't survive the first two weeks of basic.

Put his in an actual combat situation? Yeah, he'd crap and piss himself in seconds.

[SMC22307]

21. Yes. Along with an ammosexual former coworker of mine...

a fat, middle-aged, white dude who can barely walk around a city block because of his nasty smoking habit. The guy who whines incessantly on FB about how hard it is dealing with the contact dermatitis from his nicotine patch.

He's armed to the teeth and going to stop a bad guy with a gun!

[Initech]

4. Wayne La Pierre would make a great James Bond villain.

I picture him something like a less cunning version of Alec Trevelyan from Goldeneye (objective: sell weapons), and Alex Jones is his Oddjob.

[highplainsdem]

6. Emphasis on "less cunning."

[djacq]

8. Amen

[Bradical79]

11. Don't lay this at our feet

Us godless heathens aren't the ones enabling this shit. Otherwise, I agree.

Edit: And the Satanists have been too busy doing charity work for children and the homeless.

[DavidDvorkin]

12. Right.

[smirkymonkey]

13. He was much too kind in my opinion.

[dchill]

14. Oh man, that is wicked precise!

[highplainsdem]

19. Yep.

[Baconator]

15. Godless is a plus...

We could only hope...

[marieo1]

17. minngal

John Fugelsang........you nailed it. Thanks!!

[gopiscrap]

18. Excellent

[Initech]

20. Please tell me "Satan's Buttplug" got added to Coachella!

[Cha]

22. Mahalo, Fugelsang!