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StrictlyRockers

(3,854 posts)
Fri Jul 27, 2012, 01:44 AM Jul 2012

Wilted M. Bombing

I just thought of that one, and I really like it. Haha!

He's such loser. At this rate, he's going to get about at many electoral votes as Bob Dole in 1996. He's got sacrificial lamb written all over him.

I remember hearing an Obama adviser's answer at the beginning of the year when asked the question, "Which of the many Thuglican candidates would you most like to run against." No hesitation, "Mitt Romney". Now we are starting to see why. When is the election? Three months? Popcorn time.

I know, I know. It's going to get closer, and we have to take it all very seriously. The future of our country is at stake. I know! Cit United means our side will be outspent big time by the corporate special interest group PACs. We gotta fight like we are down ten points.

All I'M saying is that WILTED M. BOMBING is really starting to piss me off with his stupid shenanigans. He has shown that he is utterly incapable to represent my country with any class or grace. He's a dim-bulb. He's wrong on every issue. He's so lacking in depth or personality, he makes Al Gore look like a party. At least Dubya had some flavor. This dude is so not ready for the world stage. He is like Sarah Palin, except bland, disingenuous, uninteresting and without the sex appeal.

Who would you rather have a beer with? Christ! Does the Morman even drink? I doubt it! Isn't it against their religion? Is he gonna have a glass of milk while I have my Guinness? Some Ovaltine perhaps? The idea of having to converse with this jackass over a cold beverage makes me want to cringe. Can I fake a seizure and get out of it? He's about as chill and laid back as a 1950's robot.

"Danger Will Robinson! Danger!!" *flails arms about*

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Wilted M. Bombing (Original Post) StrictlyRockers Jul 2012 OP
Yup, the Brits are gettin real tired of your bullshit, Mr. Bombney. StrictlyRockers Jul 2012 #1
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