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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In a moment of high drama at the White House on Tuesday morning, Donald J. Trump dove under his desk after a can of Diet Coke opened with an unexpectedly loud sound.
Moments earlier, Trump had pressed a button on his desk, summoning Vice-President Mike Pence to the Oval Office to serve him the frosty beverage. According to one aide, when Pence opened the can, it made an unusually loud noise, sending Trump ducking under his desk in a millisecond.
At a news conference, minutes later, the press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, attempted to tamp down speculation that Trump had acted in a cowardly manner during the Diet Coke incident. The President prudently repositioned himself under his desk in an aggressive crouch, she said. He was ready for anything.
Pence agreed with her assessment. The President was putting himself in a position where, if need be, he could defend the entire country against an attack, he said. I, for one, am honored to serve a man of such valor.
The White House physician, Ronny Jackson, also had high praise for Trump. He has the ability to flee a loud noise of a man half his age, the doctor said.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-hides-under-desk-after-diet-coke-can-opens-loudly
Gothmog
(145,130 posts)malaise
(268,930 posts)Raven123
(4,828 posts)lindysalsagal
(20,670 posts)cornball 24
(1,475 posts)out from under the desk!😎
Ferrets are Cool
(21,106 posts)find out if its satire or real.
montana_hazeleyes
(3,424 posts)When I saw the title, I thought it was true.
raccoon
(31,110 posts)dchill
(38,472 posts)that is an expertly crafted "Dr Ronny Jackson" marionette he's mocking. No one knows what became of the original, last seen drinking a Kool-Aid at Mar-a-Lago.
raven mad
(4,940 posts)AdamGG
(1,288 posts)htuttle
(23,738 posts)I'm reminded of W's preternatural, real-life, shoe-ducking ability...