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Atman

(31,464 posts) Thu Mar 1, 2018, 07:18 PM Mar 2018

Knock knock.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Obama.
Obama who?
Just kidding. Obama doesn't work here anymore. Now open up and give me your guns!

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Knock knock. (Original Post) Atman Mar 2018 OP

I was going to post a knock knock joke yesterday underpants Mar 2018 #1

Question: calguy Mar 2018 #2

K&R. These are good! Atman Mar 2018 #3

underpants

(182,767 posts)

1. I was going to post a knock knock joke yesterday

Reply to Atman (Original post)

Thu Mar 1, 2018, 07:26 PM

Mar 2018

So when I do and there are complaints about knock knock jokes it's your fault.

Knock knock
Who's there?
It's top secret
It's .... oh I can't
Sorry Jared

calguy

(5,305 posts)

2. Question:

Reply to Atman (Original post)

Thu Mar 1, 2018, 08:41 PM

Mar 2018

Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr , and Jared get into the same car. Who's driving?

Answer:
The Police!

Atman

(31,464 posts)

3. K&R. These are good!

Reply to Atman (Original post)

Thu Mar 1, 2018, 11:29 PM

Mar 2018

C'mon DUers. Add your own...

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