Nation Not Sure How Many Ex-Trump Staffers It Can Safely Reabsorb

[geardaddy]

https://politics.theonion.com/nation-not-sure-how-many-ex-trump-staffers-it-can-safel-1823468346

WASHINGTON—Noting that the resignation of Anthony Scaramucci as White House communications director marked the ouster of the third top administration official in less than two weeks, a worried populace told reporters Monday that it was unsure how many former Trump staffers it could safely reabsorb. “Jesus, we can’t just take back these assholes all at once—we need time to process one before we get the next,” said 53-year-old Gregory Birch of Naperville, IL, echoing the concerns of 323 million Americans in also noting that the country was only now truly beginning to reintegrate former national security advisor Michael Flynn. “This is just not sustainable. I’d say we can handle maybe one or two more former members of Trump’s inner circle over the remainder of the year, but that’s it. This country has its limits.” At press time, the American populace was wearily hoping it had even 48 hours before it had to figure out how to take back Attorney General Jeff Sessions.

UPDATE: The U.S. populace confirmed that they could not handle all of these pieces of shit trying to rejoin society at once.

[democratisphere]

1. Maybe they could seek asylum in their former bosses beloved country of Russia.

I'm sure Putin would welcome them with open arms.

[el_bryanto]

2. Putin might have a preference for successful grifters. No Failures Need Apply. nt