White House Staff Job Openings!

[MineralMan]

Apply Now! We Are Desperately in Need of Help!

Qualifications for Employment
No experience required.
Ability to tolerate disruptive environments.
Must be politically conservative or willing to pretend.
Flexible ethical standards OK!
Willingness to support unpopular views
Must get along with unstable personalities
Personal loyalty a must!
Must be quick to lie appropriately when needed
Trim, fit millennial women needed immediately
Pants steaming experience a plus
Toadying and obeisance required

Compensation
Earn highly competitive salaries while employed
Many opportunities for extra, unreported third-party bonuses
Frequent opportunities for sudden advancement
Grifting encouraged to supplement salaries

Apply Today at White House Personnel Office!

[Stallion]

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[MineralMan]

2. Very good!

[ProudLib72]

3. It's tempting. It really is

I could try to beat the Mooch's record of negative one week of employment. Then there is the overwhelming desire to be able to report back to DU about all the behind the scenes dumpster fires.

[malaise]

4. Add this one

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100210325419

[central scrutinizer]

5. Flexible policy on

Personal hygiene
Number of restraining orders