"Have several temporary positions available immediately or in near future. No real experience

[Atticus]

necessary beyond the ability and willingness to kiss ass while murmuring "Yes, Mr. President! Thank you, Mr. president!". To apply, call the White House and speak with Chief of Staff Kelly---or whoever answers the phone. (If no one answers, leave message and we'll get back to you---some time---probably.)"

[dameatball]

1. Remember his first cabinet meeting when everyone around the table had to praise him and be grateful?

At first I thought it was a joke. I was wrong...... ((

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. Whenever I see those Trump cabinet meetings, I can't help but think of this scene from Dexter.

***Warning NSFW language included***

[dalton99a]

3. +1