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skip fox

(19,356 posts)
Sun Mar 18, 2018, 10:26 AM Mar 2018

"My mouth is stuffed with elephant turds." . . . Please come CAPTION Senator Marco Rubio!!




Marco ("I know politics is hardball, but Trump called me bad names!" ) Rubio is saying: "The Democrats want you to get all worried about gun violence in the schools, or the escalating national debt, or Russia taking over our elections and shutting down the grid, but that's because they don't want you to see the real enemy, the insidious conspiracy designed to bring our government to its knees: Standard Time."




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Above CAPTION based on Rubio's latest insertion into public consciousness as reported by Voice of America:

https://www.voanews.com/a/senator-rubio-daylight-saving-time-year-round/4298659.html

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"My mouth is stuffed with elephant turds." . . . Please come CAPTION Senator Marco Rubio!! (Original Post) skip fox Mar 2018 OP
"If I could save standard time in a bottle, the first thing that I'd like to do...." 🎶 FM123 Mar 2018 #1
"Water, water everywhere .. DemoTex Mar 2018 #2
"Donde esta la biblioteca?" Scurrilous Mar 2018 #3
LOL! MineralMan Mar 2018 #4
It's code for estupido among my Hispanic buddies. Scurrilous Mar 2018 #5
I've always thought that conversational language instruction MineralMan Mar 2018 #6
I can express my love of parades in Spanish. Scurrilous Mar 2018 #8
I have tasted his ass, and I find it delicious RainCaster Mar 2018 #7

MineralMan

(146,192 posts)
4. LOL!
Sun Mar 18, 2018, 10:46 AM
Mar 2018

I remember that. There was even an equivalent in my first week of learning Russian while in the USAF.

The library? Who goes to the library? Where's the free beer?

¿Quién va a la biblioteca? ¿Dónde está la cerveza gratis?

MineralMan

(146,192 posts)
6. I've always thought that conversational language instruction
Sun Mar 18, 2018, 11:03 AM
Mar 2018

needed a revamp. The standard conversations are moronic. Typically, language classes target young people, so why don't we see more relevant things like this:

Hola, Luisa.
Hola, Enrique.
¿Quieres que nos besemos?
Seguramente. Por qué no?

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