My wife morning ritual changed since trump has been elected

[TEB]

She gets up makes her coffee says good morning. We kiss and then she immediately goes to Twitter to check king of the morons account. And she will say ok we’re good so far , no martial law the constitution is still intact no nuclear war. Dear can you make me a bagel and pack me some fruit for the office.

[murielm99]

1. That is about what I do.

I am happy that we are all still alive and that our government is still somewhat in place.

At least I am starting the day with coffee and not a slug of Captain Morgan.

[OKNancy]

2. LOL I do something similar

I make coffee, check MSNBC to see if the emperor has had a stroke or heart attack overnight, then let the dog out.

[Freedomofspeech]

5. Always my thoughts, too.

[htuttle]

3. "Damage Report!"

[Sophiegirl]

6. DU Rec. nt

[flygal]

4. LOL I say "what did that asshole tweet this morning when I open my laptop