I just wrote Rep Schiff

[jmowreader]

I asked him to enter a bill to buy the Secret Service a fleet of John Deere Gators or equivalent to use on golf guard duty, which will ease the burden on the public purse as they’ll no longer have to rent carts from the president.

[BigmanPigman]

1. They'd probably make the moron their lunch then puke.

[SonofDonald]

2. Except a John Deere "Gator" is a four or six wheel

Off-road work vehicle.

I just can't believe that a normal golf cart can transport the orange lard ass without breaking its suspension or being driven into a tree due to the dumpfs driving skills.

They probably could have bought a couple dozen "Gators" so far with what the grifter has charged Our Country for golf cart rentals.

F it, I want him gone right now, not one more golf day on our dime.

[jmowreader]

4. Think about it this way

If President Lard Ass drops dead of Big Mac intoxication on a golf course before we are able to convince the Republicans it's in their best interest to correct this mistake, they'll have to remove him from the links before anyone finds out. Golf carts not being cargo vehicles, they won't be able to load him on one...and calling in a Chinook helicopter to slingload him out would probably be considered gauche. Gators being work vehicles, they'll be perfect for this task.

[SonofDonald]

5. Yup, Hahahaha lol. N/T

[BSdetect]

3. Make the absurd turd walk