In honor of World Poetry Day

[mac56]

Roses are red
Burritos are yummy
If you voted for Trump
Then you're just a big dummy

Roses are red
So is Superman's cape
I wonder how long
Till we see the pee tape?

Roses are red
Like a red rubber ball
And Mexico says
They won't pay for the wall

Roses are red
Like fast sporty cars
I can't wait to see
His ass behind bars

Roses are red
So they're easy to find
He can't keep his lips
Off of Putin's behind

Roses are red
Like a nasty infection
Now Stormy has photos
Of his tiny erection

Roses are red
Puppies are cute
He paid off a hooker
And Christians are mute

Roses are red
Tambourines jingle
And his trophy wife
Wishes she was still single

Roses are red
Like Putin, his crony
And that whole election
Was phony baloney

Roses are red
Like a big fire truck
And all of his followers
Are scary AF

Roses are red
They require lots of water
It's creepy as hell
That he's hot for his daughter

Roses are red
Like cherries with pits
We can't see his taxes
But we've seen his wife's tits

Roses are red
Like a circus balloon
I hope Robert Mueller
Can wrap this up soon

Roses are red
Like the stuff in our veins
I really do miss
A President with brains

[Atticus]

1. Bravo! nt

[malaise]

2. Love it

Get thee to the greatest page just because

[Freedomofspeech]

3. You may win a Pulitzer for this.

LMAF😍

[mac56]

4. One more

Roses are red
Like burgundy wine
He may be YOUR President
But he sure isn't MINE

[DFW]

5. Or, if you like limericks........

There once was an asshole named Don
Who seemed quite convinced that he won
And he blew very hard
For a fat tub of lard
But he never turned good people on

[Fresh_Start]

6. Well done Mac, thank you

if you are so inspired...can you think of a verse celebrating his bankruptcies?