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Fri Mar 23, 2018, 05:26 PM

Can you imagine being in a relationship with Ann Coulter?

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Reply Can you imagine being in a relationship with Ann Coulter? (Original post)
imanamerican63 Mar 2018 OP
jayschool2013 Mar 2018 #1
The Velveteen Ocelot Mar 2018 #2
CottonBear Mar 2018 #8
SonofDonald Mar 2018 #3
JHB Mar 2018 #4
JDC Mar 2018 #5
FiveGoodMen Mar 2018 #6
gibraltar72 Mar 2018 #7
PJMcK Mar 2018 #9
winstars Mar 2018 #10
A HERETIC I AM Mar 2018 #11
mitch96 Mar 2018 #12
MineralMan Mar 2018 #13

Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Fri Mar 23, 2018, 05:28 PM

1. I'm guessing it would require

I'm guessing it would require at least one restraining order.

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Fri Mar 23, 2018, 05:30 PM

2. I don't think I could even stand listening to that clenched-jaw whine.

Anyhow, she reminds me of a giant stick insect. Just being around her would be frightening, like she would suddenly jump on you, grasp you with her spiky forelimbs and bite off your head with her mandibles.

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #2)

Fri Mar 23, 2018, 06:21 PM

8. ROFL! Giant stick insect!



Seriously though, she is probably scary in person.

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Fri Mar 23, 2018, 05:35 PM

3. During the shrubs administration

I found a made up story of how a democrat picked up the coultergiest in a bar and took her home for a quickie.

Oh man it was hilarious, she got aroused when he talked trickle down economics and such, I wish I could find it again, it was hilarious.

As "I found her On the floor, on all fours, pushing a shot glass across the floor with nose towards the bar for a refill".

A best seller.....

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Fri Mar 23, 2018, 05:42 PM

4. Yes...

Suffering her company through an expensive meal then skipping out to stick her with the check is, technically speaking, a “relationship”. Albeit a mercifully brief one.

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Fri Mar 23, 2018, 05:45 PM

5. Dinesh d'Souza used to date her.

I'll let you work on that image on your own...


Edit due to iPhone...

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Fri Mar 23, 2018, 05:54 PM

6. I can imagine being her executioner

That's a relationship, isn't it?

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Fri Mar 23, 2018, 06:12 PM

7. Rather gargle razorblades.

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Fri Mar 23, 2018, 06:27 PM

9. Didn't Bill Maher have a one-off with her?

I've got this vague memory of him talking about a one-nighter.

If I'm wrong, please forgive me.

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Fri Mar 23, 2018, 06:31 PM

10. NO!

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Fri Mar 23, 2018, 06:36 PM

11. I can imagine setting my hair on fire

Is that close?

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Fri Mar 23, 2018, 07:25 PM

12. Oh God no.. uff what a thought

Her and K.A. Conway look like they went to the same plastic surgeon...
Ugg perish the thought (spit,cough,sneeze, puke)
m

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Response to imanamerican63 (Original post)

Fri Mar 23, 2018, 07:30 PM

13. Perish the thought...

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