Can you imagine being in a relationship with Ann Coulter?

[imanamerican63]

Yikes !

[jayschool2013]

1. I'm guessing it would require

I'm guessing it would require at least one restraining order.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. I don't think I could even stand listening to that clenched-jaw whine.

Anyhow, she reminds me of a giant stick insect. Just being around her would be frightening, like she would suddenly jump on you, grasp you with her spiky forelimbs and bite off your head with her mandibles.

[CottonBear]

8. ROFL! Giant stick insect!

Seriously though, she is probably scary in person.

[SonofDonald]

3. During the shrubs administration

I found a made up story of how a democrat picked up the coultergiest in a bar and took her home for a quickie.

Oh man it was hilarious, she got aroused when he talked trickle down economics and such, I wish I could find it again, it was hilarious.

As "I found her On the floor, on all fours, pushing a shot glass across the floor with nose towards the bar for a refill".

A best seller.....

[JHB]

4. Yes...

Suffering her company through an expensive meal then skipping out to stick her with the check is, technically speaking, a “relationship”. Albeit a mercifully brief one.

[JDC]

5. Dinesh d'Souza used to date her.

I'll let you work on that image on your own...


Edit due to iPhone...

[FiveGoodMen]

6. I can imagine being her executioner

That's a relationship, isn't it?

[gibraltar72]

7. Rather gargle razorblades.

[PJMcK]

9. Didn't Bill Maher have a one-off with her?

I've got this vague memory of him talking about a one-nighter.

If I'm wrong, please forgive me.

[winstars]

10. NO!

[A HERETIC I AM]

11. I can imagine setting my hair on fire

Is that close?

[mitch96]

12. Oh God no.. uff what a thought

Her and K.A. Conway look like they went to the same plastic surgeon...
Ugg perish the thought (spit,cough,sneeze, puke)
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[MineralMan]

13. Perish the thought...