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marylandblue

(12,344 posts)
Sun Mar 25, 2018, 01:50 PM Mar 2018

I will do my patriotic duty and offering my legal services to Trump

My qualifications include:
- I don't have a law license, so I don't have to worry about ethics.
-I can pretend to be a lawyer on TV and the Internet.
-I don't have any other clients to conflict with.
-I don't have a reputation to lose.
-My kid's terrible twos were really terrible and lasted four years.
-I charge much less than other lawyers (advance payment only).

So Mr. Trump, if you are reading DU please contact me through this website.

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I will do my patriotic duty and offering my legal services to Trump (Original Post) marylandblue Mar 2018 OP
Loved the terrible twos - KT2000 Mar 2018 #1
Terrible twos - so funny! MaryMagdaline Mar 2018 #2
But ... are you a former Playboy Bunny? FakeNoose Mar 2018 #3
No he has to find his own bunnies marylandblue Mar 2018 #4
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