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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI will do my patriotic duty and offering my legal services to Trump
My qualifications include:
- I don't have a law license, so I don't have to worry about ethics.
-I can pretend to be a lawyer on TV and the Internet.
-I don't have any other clients to conflict with.
-I don't have a reputation to lose.
-My kid's terrible twos were really terrible and lasted four years.
-I charge much less than other lawyers (advance payment only).
So Mr. Trump, if you are reading DU please contact me through this website.
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I will do my patriotic duty and offering my legal services to Trump (Original Post)
marylandblue
Mar 2018
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KT2000
(20,572 posts)1. Loved the terrible twos -
Perfect resume for working with the idiot -
MaryMagdaline
(6,853 posts)2. Terrible twos - so funny!
FakeNoose
(32,620 posts)3. But ... are you a former Playboy Bunny?
If yes, you're hired!
marylandblue
(12,344 posts)4. No he has to find his own bunnies
But I can write worthless agreements with them.