Trump is a civil rights icon ! Put down your coffee cup if you won't ruin your keyboard :-))))

[syringis]

[madaboutharry]

1. This guy is all over Trump's twitter feed all day long.

He is a bigger sycophant than Mnuchin. Dana Milbank should write about him too.

[syringis]

3. Hi MadaboutHarry

At this point, delusion is a case of emergency...

[mainstreetonce]

2. Is he a real person?

Or is this another Trump fake name?

[syringis]

5. Hi Mainstreetonce

I don't know.

[VMA131Marine]

8. Oh, he's real and about what you'd expect him to be

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/jacob-wohl-teenage-hedge-fund-202540921.html

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-08-17/meet-trump-s-latest-market-whisperer-19-year-old-jacob-wohl

[riversedge]

10. Here. ....

vile man...

https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl

[paleotn]

13. Is it human?

Hard to tell. He looks reptilian to me.

[xor]

25. Here's something that was floating around twitter awhile ago

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

26. When did Jesus start wearing glasses?

He was only 33 when he died, so he probably wouldn't have needed reading glasses, and anyhow even if he was nearsighted he could have fixed that, being God and all. He actually restored some blind guy's sight, so couldn't he have fixed his own myopia so he didn't have to wear glasses?



and at that whole galactically stupid thing.

[Ohiya]

37. He's just wearing fake glasses...

because it will make dumbasses think that he is smarter!

[Generic Brad]

49. He took a page from Rick Perry's playbook

It makes him appear educamated.

[tclambert]

38. You'd think He could just lay His hands on His eyes and they'd be all fixed.

You'd think He'd make it so He could shoot lasers from His eyes and give those Romans what for when they tried to nail Him to things.

[syringis]

27. Hello Xor

Jesus Christ is American ?

[xor]

28. I haven't figured out if this was satire mocking Trump and Wohl

or if this was genuine. It's so hard to tell these days.

[Kurt V.]

29. it must be satire. It's too freaking hilarious.

[Paka]

39. Oh, for sure.

The glasses are a kick and then inclusion of Christopher Langan. I have to admit, I had to google that one.

[Kurt V.]

44. I knew who he is. Langan is a fellow Missourian.

[ProudLib72]

31. He's been naturalized!

Although I doubt there is anything natural about American Jesus.

[syringis]

32. Hi ProudLib

Thank you, I was totally wrong.

I thought Jesus was born in the American embassy in Jerusalem.

[ProudLib72]

33. Hi Syringis

That's a common misunderstanding. No, Jesus was born in Bethlehem. However, when he was twelve or thirteen, his family went up to Jerusalem for Passover. At that time, Jesus wandered by himself into the American embassy to ask about becoming a citizen. If you read the gospels (I think Luke covers this part), Pilate was in charge of the embassy. He asked Jesus a bunch of questions about American civics and was surprised when Jesus knew all the answers. Pilate invited him to come back when he was older. When Jesus did come back, there was a lottery to win a green card. Unfortunately, this guy Barabbas won it instead of Jesus (even though Pilate tried to persuade everyone that Jesus deserved it more). Anyway, after a lot of discussion and legal wrangling, Jesus finally got invited to come to Rome, GA and work for the GOP. It was during this time that he became a naturalized citizen. That's what is meant when people say "He is risen"; it means he has risen to the rank of American citizen.

[joshdawg]

34. Now, that's funny!

[syringis]

35. LOL

History, the way I like !

I said Jerusalem, because Trump moved (or will move) the US Embassy there.

Is there a US Consulate in Bethlehem ? It's also a US territory...

[Paka]

40. Love it!!

[True Blue American]

47. To Evangelicals

That sounds about right!

For me, I have not found that passage yet.

Wonder what Evangelicals say about that passage where Jesus threw the money changers out of Trump Tower?

[Permanut]

52. I'm pretty sure it's in two corrinthians. n/t

[True Blue American]

56. I will have to

Check that out.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

51. K&R. OMG, You so bad.

Quoting scripture out of King Franklin Graham Version I on a Sunday morning. I am now enlightened and will henceforth tell the multitudes (for a nominal fee, private jet and a BMW).

............ ................

[SergeStorms]

41. If Jebus was a Mormon.....

I think he'd qualify as an American. Mormons believe some really crazy shit! Hell, all religions believe some really crazy shit, but the Mormon's are second only to Scientologists in the crazy shit department.

[True Blue American]

48. Are you referring to the sacred under pants?

Or many wives?

You guys are just jealous!

[malaise]

4. Love OhNoSheTwitn't's response

Fugging perfect

[syringis]

6. Hi Malaise

You see why the warning ?

[malaise]

7. LOL

Love it

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

45. It was a good response, but ...

.. it was what Wohl was looking for: someone to rise and take the bait. Troll success!

Don't feed the trolls.

[smirkymonkey]

9. In what effed up fantasy world is DT a civil rights icon?

This guy is a major troll. Great response from OhNoSheTwitnt!


Hey syringis! Hope you are feeling better!

[syringis]

12. Hi dear

I'm doing better thanks.

Glad I wasn't drinking coffee when I found this "gem"

It might be not a luxury to take a look a MLK's grave ?

He's probably doing the twist...

[paleotn]

14. Doughy white guy world.

[JHB]

30. The effed-up fantasy world of a not-legal-drinking-age hedge-funder...

...well-insulated from reality by thick walls of money and no real responsibility.

Y’know, frat boy classic frat boy material.

[Hoyt]

11. In 2003, I got into it with honest to god KKK "grand wizard" who claimed he was civil rights leader

It was on one of those bi-partisan websites with a lot of bush supporters. He ended up threatening to shoot me in the head.

Point is, racists actually think they are involved in civil rights. I guess they are in a negative way.

[kag]

17. DT is "involved" in civil rights the way the iceberg was "involved" with the Titanic...

...or the way an infant is "involved" in a diaper.

[OilemFirchen]

15. Is that pronounced AHole?

Can't find my glasses.

On edit: It would appear that it's actually jawohl. I claim the first Godwin.

[oberliner]

16. Don't feed the trolls

[malthaussen]

18. He's an icon for white supremacist civil rights.

It's just a matter of perspective. Those white supremacists who believe that they, poor babies, are the group who are really discriminated against, think he is a god for "telling it like it is" and not being "politically correct." And in this, they are right. They're just wrong in equating this with civil rights.

-- Mal

[videohead5]

19. This guy

Musta went to Trump U.

[IronLionZion]

20. Racists have argued that Hitler was too

bravely defending the good WASPy Germanic peoples from Jewish oppression. Trump is bravely standing up and giving voice to the forgotten rural and rust belt people brutally oppressed by diversity and social progress in other areas. They just want to return to a time when brown people knew our place, outside.



Economic issues were closely intertwined with racial issues during the civil rights movement. Segregation and other policies were affecting people's ability to gain equal education and jobs and housing. MLK and other civil rights leaders pressured the Democrats of the time to include immigration reform to diversify the type of people who immigrate. Before it was strongly favoring Europeans.

Just as Trump feels that Obama isn't American. Many racists feel that brown people aren't American even if we're third generation like me. The worst immigrants were born in America, which is why Trump wants to repeal the 14th amendment and deport us.

[outinleftfield2]

21. Wohl is a Russian troll

Jacob Wohl is not a real person - he's a product of Russian troll farmers. I've reported "him" many times to Twitter and they do nothing. If you watch responses to tRump's tweets, the vast majority of "support" is coming from fake Russian accounts posing as Americans. It's truly disgusting but makes sense that they prop up their puppet as best they can...

[xor]

24. He's for sure a troll. I'm not so sure he's a Russian, though.

He's a legit person. Which I guess is more frightening to think about. I suppose it's always possible he someone's payroll to spread this nonsense, but I lean more toward him just being a jackass until it can be proven otherwise.

[packman]

22. Has any here seen my old friend--

Has anybody here seen my old friend Donald,
Can you tell me what he's done?

He screwed a lotta people, but it seems the rotten they live on
But I just looked around and he's still here.
Didn't you love the things he stood against?
Didn't he try to fuck up some good for you and me?
But soon day we'll be free,
Someday soon it's gonna be one day.
Has anybody here seen that crazy ass Cheeto,
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up over the hill
With Abraham, Martin and John
Trying to lie his way into their dreams

[xor]

23. Jacob is facing some legal issues of his own with regards to some financial fraud type stuff

He says the most ridiculous attention seeking nonsense in some what is probably some attempt to get more attention from his orange idol, and to rile up those of us who are not in the Cult of Trump. I figure he gets a good laugh when people freak out of his stupid tweets.

This is Jacob summed up in an easy to understand image

[BobTheSubgenius]

36. Apprehension and a 72-hour psych eval.

This guy needs some serious help.

[Cha]

42. Jacob Wohl is full of SHITE way

past his eyeballs.

[syringis]

43. Hi Cha, how are you ?

Yep ! Since yesterday, I found 2 other dumb tweets...

"Trump tower is a national monument"

"Americans love Pruitt, he does an amazing job !"

[Cha]

46. Propaganda Central.. trump's own

Tokyo Rose

Aloha, syringis.. Mahalo for all your OPs!

[Vinca]

50. Yep . . . the civil rights of greedy, sleazy, criminally-inclined, money grubbers.

[Afromania]

53. There was an episode of the Twilight Zone where this guy was going to shrink all of the bad people

at 4 in the afternoon so that they were all easily identifiable. The Trump administration has done something like that for the absolute worst of the republican voters in the form of political Tourettes. This guy up here is a prime example of the sort of yahoo nonsense coming from them.

They can't keep themselves from fawning over trump, factless and ass backward arguments/theories/conspiracies sycophantic behaviors and general bigotry/hatred directed towards anybody not like themselves. I imagine once trump, the gop and the rest of their garbage is hauled out of Washington they'll all quiet down and play at pretending they didn't vote for trump.

[still_one]

54. Sounds like something coming from Roseanne Barr

[Permanut]

55. Sounds like a perfect candidate..

for something in Mango Mussolini's regime. I don't know, maybe a replacement for Sessions or Kelly.