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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsMichael Cohen, he has caught it, caught the WHANGDEPOOTENAWAH!
WHANGDEPOOTENAWAH, n.
In the Ojibwa tongue, disaster; an unexpected affliction that strikes hard.
Should you ask me whence this laughter,
Whence this audible big-smiling,
With its labial extension,
With its maxillar distortion
And its diaphragmic rhythmus
Like the billowing of an ocean,
Like the shaking of a carpet,
I should answer, I should tell you:
From the great deeps of the spirit,
From the unplummeted abysmus
Of the soul this laughter welleth
As the fountain, the gug-guggle,
Like the river from the canon [sic],
To entoken and give warning
That my present mood is sunny.
Should you ask me further question --
Why the great deeps of the spirit,
Why the unplummeted abysmus
Of the soule extrudes this laughter,
This all audible big-smiling,
I should answer, I should tell you
With a white heart, tumpitumpy,
With a true tongue, honest Injun:
Michael Cohen, he has Caught It,
Caught the Whangdepootenawah!
Is't the sandhill crane, the shankank,
Standing in the marsh, the kneedeep,
Standing silent in the kneedeep
With his wing-tips crossed behind him
And his neck close-reefed before him,
With his bill, his william, buried
In the down upon his bosom,
With his head retracted inly,
While his shoulders overlook it?
Does the sandhill crane, the shankank,
Shiver grayly in the north wind,
Wishing he had died when little,
As the sparrow, the chipchip, does?
No 'tis not the Shankank standing,
Standing in the gray and dismal
Marsh, the gray and dismal kneedeep.
No, 'tis peerless Michael Cohen
Realizing that he's Caught It,
Caught the Whangdepootenawah!
http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/w.html
(apologies to Ambrose Bierce)
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Michael Cohen, he has caught it, caught the WHANGDEPOOTENAWAH! (Original Post)
Tactical Peek
Apr 2018
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Gothmog
(145,119 posts)1. Statement from Michael Cohen's attorney
blake2012
(1,294 posts)3. Translation: ouch! Thats gonna leave a mark!
And you also hit my clients hotel room which had nothing of interest in those 20 file boxes, 3 laptops, and 4 cell phones.
Gothmog
(145,119 posts)5. I agree with your interpretation
That was lawyer speak for ouch
malaise
(268,910 posts)2. Most excellent
MontanaMama
(23,307 posts)4. Well a judge agreed
there was probable cause that evidence of a crime was somewhere in Cohens stuff soooooo I dont think the raid was unnecessary. Too bad for coffee boy Cohen!
Gothmog
(145,119 posts)6. From Prof. Tribe