HomeLatest ThreadsGreatest ThreadsForums & GroupsMy SubscriptionsMy Posts
DU Home » Latest Threads » Forums & Groups » Main » General Discussion (Forum) » Turns out Melania is Kyze...

Mon Apr 16, 2018, 09:13 PM

 

Turns out Melania is Kyzer Soze

She used her Eastern European connection to set up The Donald.

She wanted SOME kind of prenup arrangement holding Donnie accountable, and she used his desire to tie the knot as leverage. He would not agree to zero tolerance on extra marital sex, so he concocted a scenario so wild hed have no problem meeting those obligations.

He agreed, if he was caught with strippers/prostitutes peeing on each other, he would have to forfeit half of his wealth.

Once she found out about the porn stars and playboy models, Melania set her plan in motion.

Business junkets to Russia for Trump. Russian intelligence got to work...and kaboom!

Note: poorly crafted satire

1 replies, 1814 views

Reply to this thread

Back to top Alert abuse

Always highlight: 10 newest replies | Replies posted after I mark a forum
Replies to this discussion thread
Arrow 1 replies Author Time Post
Reply Turns out Melania is Kyzer Soze (Original post)
blake2012 Apr 2018 OP
d_r Apr 2018 #1

Response to blake2012 (Original post)

Mon Apr 16, 2018, 10:00 PM

1. you had me

until paragraph 3

Reply to this post

Back to top Alert abuse Link here Permalink

Reply to this thread