"Call this hiding?" Please come CAPTION Mitt ("Even my transparencies are opaque.") Romney!!

[skip fox]

Mitt ("The Obscure&quot Romney is saying: "Listen, I banned reporters from my Tel-Aviv fundraiser in the interest of transparency! . . . You know as well as anyone, that reporters get things wrong, have a particular slant, either right or left or whatever, and things come out mangled. . . . But complete objective reportage is so dry and uninteresting no one will pay attention. . . . So you'll get more truth by not even thinking about it. . . . Just like you'll know more without my tax returns. . . . Just like . . ."

[liberal N proud]

1. Banning reporters in the interest of transparency is like...

turning the lights off to see your way in the dark.

Who buys this bullshit?

[skip fox]

3. Caution: CAPTIONs at DU are 99% creative. At our best we try to channel

the person's essence.

This one does a bit of that ("I bet they'd believe this stupidity, after all they listen to Fox and Rush), but also pointing to what we can expect of a Romney White House, anything but transparency!

[turtlerescue1]

2. Mitters The Emperor:

"What do you mean you can't see my new clothes?"

[skip fox]

4. "When I get home I'm going to get on the tax-return issue. . . .

right after I have a little bonfire in the backyard."