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So....Trump named his youngest child after his alter ego alias. (Original Post) alphafemale Apr 2018 OP
No, but Trump MESSES everything! k8conant Apr 2018 #1
Robber "Baron" (Barron) democratisphere Apr 2018 #2
There's Barron Hilton. kskiska Apr 2018 #3
I know, it's so weird. LisaM Apr 2018 #4
His youngest child that we know of blake2012 Apr 2018 #5
Don't give him any ideas! TheSmarterDog Apr 2018 #9
ewww! ewww! ewww! alphafemale Apr 2018 #11
The real spelling is "Baron" dawg day Apr 2018 #6
Well, he already had a Don, Jr., and besides, he fancies himself an aristocrat. nt tblue37 Apr 2018 #7
you do, of course onethatcares Apr 2018 #8
Since he'd already named a daughter after a store cyclonefence Apr 2018 #10
 

blake2012

(1,294 posts)
5. His youngest child that we know of
Sun Apr 22, 2018, 01:51 AM
Apr 2018

Side note: somewhat surprised he’s not opened up a Trump sperm bank.

dawg day

(7,947 posts)
6. The real spelling is "Baron"
Sun Apr 22, 2018, 01:59 AM
Apr 2018

So the BARRON spelling goes directly to Trump's sock puppet.

This wasn't Melania's idea-- she probably wanted to name her son after her father or some hero of hers.
But Trump intervenes. The one thing he cares about-- he doesn't care about the child, or how to raise him or love him. No, all he cares about is the NAME.
"Let's name him Barron."
"But honey," sez Melania, "The real spelling is Baron. And anyway, this is the United States. We don't have titles here. There are no barons, thank goodness."
"BARRON. That's what I want. And if you want me to claim him, you have to name him that."
"Oh. Okay. Whatever."

SO HE NAMED HIS SON AFTER A SOCK PUPPET.

This is truly the awfullest man in the world. Poor Barron. He seems like a sweet kid. Let's call him Barry so he can feel more normal. "I"m named after Barry Bonds! The baseball player! He's a real person!"

onethatcares

(16,161 posts)
8. you do, of course
Sun Apr 22, 2018, 06:05 AM
Apr 2018

realize there is another "Barry" hanging around the stage he (Barron) could say he's named after.

cyclonefence

(4,483 posts)
10. Since he'd already named a daughter after a store
Sun Apr 22, 2018, 07:43 AM
Apr 2018

I figured he named his son after a magazine. In fact, around my house, Trump's son is referred to as "Newsweek".

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