Chick-fil-A Will Give You A Sandwich If You Stop Being Gay

[William769]

Are you a hungry homo looking for some fowl play? Then print out the coupon below and exchange your gayness for some grub at your local Chick-fil-A.

Actually, the coupon is just a gag from a satirical Tumblr for the fake Chick-fil-A Foundation. The Foundation has also authored some hilarious tweets like:

- Join Harvey, John, Robert, and @GovMikeHuckabee on Wed for @ChickfilA appreciation day! Everyone (straight) is welcome! #straightrights

- @chickfila Sandwich(440cal) Waffle Fries(520cal) Coke(250cal) MilkShake(730cal)=full day worth of calories for under $10! What a deal!

http://www.gay.net/hot-topics/2012/07/31/chick-fil-will-give-you-sandwich-if-you-stop-being-gay

[Scuba]

1. Wonder how many Chick-fil-A employees will see one of these. It's a hoot.

[William769]

3. I'm going to try it on Friday's Kiss-in.

And if they use the excuse the coupon is expired, I'll ask them if there is an expiration date on my soul.

[Autumn]

2. Fuck the sandwich. I heard a rumor that I can get a toaster oven if I become gay

Now any smart person is going for the toaster plus you get to meet a really nice bunch of people.

[msanthrope]

7. I heard if you bargain right, you can get an espresso maker. nt

[Initech]

4. Read the fine print - hilarious stuff!

[JoePhilly]

5. I think I just became gay!! But then again, I could stop being gay if they give me a free sandwich.

Sure hope I don't need to show them before and after pictures of me being gay, and then me being not gay.

I mean, I have the "after gay" pictures already ... well, actually its a series of home made videos of me not being gay.

But I digress.

[HopeHoops]

10. Yeah, but you would have to CHOOSE to be gay. That's the catch. You can't.

[JoePhilly]

15. Depends on how good the free sandwich is, and the proof I need.

[bbernardini]

6. They should have picked a more appropriate UPC code.

That one is for jazz pianist Alan Pasqua's "The Anti Social Club".

[HopeHoops]

11. Okay. I'll bite (not the sandwich). How did you look that up?

[bbernardini]

12. Tried scanning it with my phone, then just put the UPC code into the same app. nt

[HopeHoops]

14. Ah. I use my phone to place calls and receive calls. I was wondering if there was a URL.

The picture is obviously a mock-up, but it's still funny.

[trof]

8. WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A CHICK-FIL-A?

Would you do a dude for a Chick-Fil-A?

[HopeHoops]

9. March 6th 2012

Good one!

[HockeyMom]

13. As a PFLAG Mom,

what is MY therapy to them? Married 38 years to the same man. How many of them can say the same? Religion? Nope, spent my childhood in Catholic school, and that didn't work on many, many levels. Completely turned me off to religion.