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Sat Apr 28, 2018, 11:44 AM

If this shit wasn't so serious, the jokes would write themselves...

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Reply If this shit wasn't so serious, the jokes would write themselves... (Original post)
MrScorpio Apr 2018 OP
Docreed2003 Apr 2018 #1
LudwigPastorius Apr 2018 #5
Martin Eden Apr 2018 #6
busterbrown Apr 2018 #21
calimary Apr 2018 #29
Oneironaut Apr 2018 #34
oasis Apr 2018 #2
RKP5637 Apr 2018 #3
yardwork Apr 2018 #7
Pepsidog Apr 2018 #15
Shrike47 Apr 2018 #4
Pepsidog Apr 2018 #19
OMGWTF Apr 2018 #8
RKP5637 Apr 2018 #26
rocktivity Apr 2018 #9
FakeNoose Apr 2018 #10
erronis Apr 2018 #17
NBachers Apr 2018 #11
SCVDem Apr 2018 #12
Scarsdale Apr 2018 #13
dchill Apr 2018 #22
Ferrets are Cool Apr 2018 #14
LiberalLovinLug Apr 2018 #16
erronis Apr 2018 #18
BobTheSubgenius Apr 2018 #20
lpbk2713 Apr 2018 #23
kag Apr 2018 #24
smirkymonkey Apr 2018 #25
Honeycombe8 Apr 2018 #27
Amaryllis Apr 2018 #28
pansypoo53219 Apr 2018 #30
raven mad Apr 2018 #31
RVN VET71 Apr 2018 #32
raven mad Apr 2018 #33
marble falls Apr 2018 #35

Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 11:57 AM

1. That pic...ugh

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Response to Docreed2003 (Reply #1)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 12:29 PM

5. I know.

It looks like Pence is violating a small, fluffy, farm animal.

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Response to Docreed2003 (Reply #1)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 12:31 PM

6. At first I didn't realize those were his fingers under his chin

A gross neck wrinkle would look better than religious hypocrisy.

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Response to Martin Eden (Reply #6)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 02:28 PM

21. My thought as well..

Turkey Neck!

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Response to Martin Eden (Reply #6)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 09:46 PM

29. I thought it was a turkey neck too!

As befitting one of the biggest turkeys in DC.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 11:58 AM

2. Defenders of LIES.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 12:10 PM

3. Pence seriously scares me. He's a cut straight from the dark ages and evil religion.

I always view him as a disciple of evilness. Frankly, I would rather see Trump continue than Pence as president. Trump is scary as hell too, but wacky. Pence will undermine civil liberties in this country even more than Trump IMO.

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Response to RKP5637 (Reply #3)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 12:32 PM

7. I agree with you.

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Response to yardwork (Reply #7)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 01:56 PM

15. Jesus would be afraid of this mommy loving religious freak

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 12:22 PM

4. Forced birth, you mean. Once they are born, they can starve to death.

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Response to Shrike47 (Reply #4)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 02:05 PM

19. I really hope their is a hell so these zealots burn for eternity

Pence and the religious right would disgust Jesus as they stand for eveything he was against. Deeds not words is what will count while standing a the pearly gates. I donít go to church often but I think Iím in good standing with the man upstairs. Is there any member of Trumpís cabinet that can say the same? Self righteous, hypocritical bigots, the whole bunch of them will be standing in line to entree the kingdom of hell.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 12:34 PM

8. I Can Easily Picture Pence in a Nazi SS Officer's Uniform

Trump is an incompetent, disgusting buffoon and we should be thankful for that, even with all of his ridiculous and horrifying decisions. As president, Pence could do far more damage to the United States and 99% of its citizens, not to mention the rest of the world. He and his ilk really are the fking mole people.

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Response to OMGWTF (Reply #8)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 07:26 PM

26. Exactly! Pence is dangerous as hell. n/t

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 12:36 PM

9. Foo-kin-bee-YOO-tee-ful!!!


rocktivity

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 12:43 PM

10. The Resisterhood - I like that name!

That's a group I'd be proud to join.

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Response to FakeNoose (Reply #10)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 02:00 PM

17. Hope you have room for some XY's.....

Double X challenged.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 12:45 PM

11. Praying for the Rapture, where everyone is condemned to an eternity of hideous torture,

except for his own disturbed little flock.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 12:46 PM

12. C'mon November! nt

 

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 12:59 PM

13. He is correct in one way,

every last one of them is defending their own, priviledged life. Spending taxpayer money at an alarming rate, raking in lobbyists money and bragging about it. Then going before a group of their "peers" and lying about their intent. Cutting benefits for average citizens, denying decent healthcare and retirements. The gop has ALWAYS been for the wealthy, average working class citizens are not considered worthy of their consideration. Pence is a religious FREAK.

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Response to Scarsdale (Reply #13)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 02:46 PM

22. That's what he meant.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 01:10 PM

14. K & R

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 01:59 PM

16. Just in time for the new season of the Handmaid's Tale

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 02:01 PM

18. Shouldn't Pence's line read "...that's filled from bottom to bottom..."

Since every one of them has been scraped from the bottom of something.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 02:11 PM

20. They are also kind of fond of threatening other countries,

and I have no doubt that at least one of them is itching to have his finger on the trigger, so to speak. So there's that.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 02:49 PM

23. Masters of deceitful doublespeak.




They've been doing it so long it just pours out naturally.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 06:10 PM

24. Translation:

"...filled with hypocritical, self-righteous white men (sorry, Ben, you're just a token to them) who just want to continue forcing any woman they choose to keep her mouth shut and her legs open.

defenders of life = defenders of rape

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 07:00 PM

25. K&R

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 08:15 PM

27. What's the date on that? nt

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sat Apr 28, 2018, 08:22 PM

28. THis is why you have to check the source on so many things to determine if they are satire or not.

It didn't used to be that way. "Oh, it's Borowitz, so that means satire." Can't tell from reading it till you know the source.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sun Apr 29, 2018, 02:19 AM

30. FETUS HUMPERS. fetuses don't matter after birh.

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sun Apr 29, 2018, 02:56 AM

31. Every time I hear this crap, I think of a song by Country Joe McDonald...

These assholes love 'em when they're in the womb and after they're old enough to fight wars for profit, but in between???

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Response to raven mad (Reply #31)

Sun Apr 29, 2018, 09:53 AM

32. Always loved this song

Had it on a mix tape I played for the boy scouts in my car on an 8 hour drive to summer camp in New York State. I've since lost the tape, but it was a good one with music from the Fugs, the Dead, Jefferson, Spike Jones and even that subversive kids song writer Barry Louis Polisar. By the time we got to camp, the guys were firmly radicalized, denied Jesus, embraced the Dark Force, and pledged their undying allegiance to Chairman Mao and the CPUSA!

(OK, that last sentence is a wee-slight overstatement. But they did enjoy the music. Periodically during the week I could hear our boys singing the "I feel like I'm fixin' to die rag" as they wandered from badge site to badge site. Made me smile, I gotta admit.)

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Response to RVN VET71 (Reply #32)

Sun Apr 29, 2018, 10:12 AM

33. I've always liked truth.

Welcome to DU!

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Response to MrScorpio (Original post)

Sun Apr 29, 2018, 11:18 AM

35. Pretty meh about most tweet/memes but this is the best one in a long time. What a great campaign...

poster in 2020 if the weasel manages to somehow survive Mueller. Good stuff. Truth to power at its best.

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