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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsBorowitz is loving the Endless Comedy Christmas (Trump can't spell subpoena)
From New Yorker:
Trump Deletes Nine Tweets While Attempting to Spell Subpoena
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Donald J. Trump deleted nine tweets early Wednesday morning in a failed attempt to spell the word subpoena, a White House source confirmed.
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Ive never seen him so enraged, the source said. He hates the word subpoena more than the E.P.A. hates the words climate and change.
Having been flummoxed in the past while trying to spell such words as heel and tap, Trump now believes that the word subpoena is out to get him, the source said.
Speaking to reporters later in the morning, Trump called the word subpoena disgraceful and said that it had treated him very unfairly, but stopped short of threatening to fire it from the dictionary.
(Above is pretty much his entire bit, but here's the link)
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-deletes-nine-tweets-while-attempting-to-spell-subpoena
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Borowitz is loving the Endless Comedy Christmas (Trump can't spell subpoena) (Original Post)
Pluvious
May 2018
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Gothmog
(145,124 posts)1. I love good satire
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(107,900 posts)2. Kick
S.E. TN Liberal
(508 posts)3. Borowitz for President-2020
We need his brains and sense of humor.
longship
(40,416 posts)4. Andy Borowitz is priceless!!!