Wed May 2, 2018, 06:46 PM
Orange Free State (611 posts)
First draft of Trump Doctor letter leaked!Last edited Wed May 2, 2018, 09:45 PM - Edit history (1)
To whom it may concern
I have been Donald Trump’s personal fizicien for 39 years. He is in bigly Health, far far healthier than crooked Hillary or anyone else for that matter. In fact he is in biglier health then anyone who ever has lived. You will get tired of having such a healthy President. His intelegince, strength, stamina and sexual prowess are legendary. He is 6’4” tall and weighs 195 pounds. He has a full head of naturally blond hair. His hands are 11 inches across. His lab results are excellently brilliant, the world’s best lab results. He is able to satisfy his younger supermodel wife without resorting to any chemical assistance whatsoever. He is a stable genius, with a highly rated stable geniosity rating. Mr. Trump never tells lies and never ever fails to pay people who perform work at his world famous resorts, the best resorts in the world. He did not write this letter. Signed, Dr. Bornstein
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Orange Free State | May 2018 | OP |
Moostache | May 2018 | #1 | |
Orange Free State | May 2018 | #3 | |
The Genealogist | May 2018 | #2 | |
onethatcares | May 2018 | #4 | |
Atticus | May 2018 | #9 | |
BobTheSubgenius | May 2018 | #15 | |
Snackshack | May 2018 | #5 | |
Orange Free State | May 2018 | #6 | |
jberryhill | May 2018 | #7 | |
Ilsa | May 2018 | #8 | |
dalton99a | May 2018 | #10 | |
Orange Free State | May 2018 | #13 | |
Arkansas Granny | May 2018 | #11 | |
Arkansas Granny | May 2018 | #12 | |
BSdetect | May 2018 | #14 | |
Orange Free State | May 2018 | #16 | |
rsdsharp | May 2018 | #17 |
Response to Orange Free State (Original post)
Wed May 2, 2018, 06:49 PM
Moostache (8,624 posts)
1. That draft forgot "stable genius" (n/t)
Response to Moostache (Reply #1)
Wed May 2, 2018, 06:52 PM
Orange Free State (611 posts)
3. Thanks, forgot that part. Fixed it. n/t
Response to Orange Free State (Original post)
Wed May 2, 2018, 06:51 PM
The Genealogist (4,723 posts)
2. Written in orange crayon with backward e's, no doubt.
Response to Orange Free State (Original post)
Wed May 2, 2018, 06:56 PM
onethatcares (13,358 posts)
4. gaud I needed that.
gave up a person today that said that they thought he was doing a great job.
I almost puked. Said, the facts I presented weren't the real facts. Not Melania posing in a thong with a gun, no 5 bancruptcies, no staff members resigning/quiting/leaving, no guilty pleas, no 3500 lawsuits........and on and on and on. Was told I was arguing politics. WTF do you say to someone like that? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Response to onethatcares (Reply #4)
Wed May 2, 2018, 09:44 PM
BobTheSubgenius (8,289 posts)
15. I'd carry around business cards for mental health professionals.
I think the rest is pretty obvious.
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Response to Orange Free State (Original post)
Wed May 2, 2018, 06:58 PM
Snackshack (1,358 posts)
5. Lol
“Fizicien”...
Thanks for the much needed afternoon laugh! |
Response to Snackshack (Reply #5)
Wed May 2, 2018, 07:00 PM
Orange Free State (611 posts)
6. You are very welcome.
The only thing we can do is laugh at him, and pretend we are anthropologists observing juvenile behavior in enderly men.
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Response to Orange Free State (Original post)
Wed May 2, 2018, 07:07 PM
jberryhill (62,444 posts)
7. Thanks. Good one
Response to Orange Free State (Original post)
Wed May 2, 2018, 07:10 PM
Ilsa (57,811 posts)
8. No no, lab results are "positive", not normal! LOL
"His lab results are excellently normal." Should be "His lab results are excellently positive." Yeah, that's the way the idiot would say it, even though positive lab results usually mean something could be wrong!
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Response to Ilsa (Reply #8)
Wed May 2, 2018, 07:21 PM
dalton99a (60,482 posts)
10. +1. Results are positive for everything!
The best results ever.
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Response to dalton99a (Reply #10)
Wed May 2, 2018, 08:45 PM
Orange Free State (611 posts)
13. I made the lab results brilliant n/t
Response to Orange Free State (Original post)
Wed May 2, 2018, 07:21 PM
Arkansas Granny (29,356 posts)
11. Thanks for that. I needed it.
Response to Orange Free State (Original post)
Wed May 2, 2018, 07:36 PM
Arkansas Granny (29,356 posts)
12. What kind of man has his doctor lie like this?
Link to tweet ?s=20 Ron Fournier ✔ @ron_fournier What kind of man has his doctor lie like this? DPRK News Service @DPRK_News Personal doctor of Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un attests that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un has the strength of 100 men. |
Response to Orange Free State (Original post)
Wed May 2, 2018, 09:05 PM
BSdetect (7,899 posts)
14. Should add that he never tells lies or screws tradespeople out of their earnings.
Response to BSdetect (Reply #14)
Wed May 2, 2018, 09:46 PM
Orange Free State (611 posts)
16. Done! N/T
Response to Orange Free State (Original post)
Thu May 3, 2018, 12:22 PM
rsdsharp (3,488 posts)
17. More like
Signed
Horshack's mother |