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To whom it may concern
I have been Donald Trumps personal fizicien for 39 years. He is in bigly Health, far far healthier than crooked Hillary or anyone else for that matter. In fact he is in biglier health then anyone who ever has lived. You will get tired of having such a healthy President.
His intelegince, strength, stamina and sexual prowess are legendary. He is 64 tall and weighs 195 pounds. He has a full head of naturally blond hair. His hands are 11 inches across. His lab results are excellently brilliant, the worlds best lab results. He is able to satisfy his younger supermodel wife without resorting to any chemical assistance whatsoever. He is a stable genius, with a highly rated stable geniosity rating. Mr. Trump never tells lies and never ever fails to pay people who perform work at his world famous resorts, the best resorts in the world. He did not write this letter.
Signed,
Dr. Bornstein
Moostache
(9,895 posts)Orange Free State
(611 posts)The Genealogist
(4,723 posts)onethatcares
(16,166 posts)gave up a person today that said that they thought he was doing a great job.
I almost puked.
Said, the facts I presented weren't the real facts. Not Melania posing in a thong with a gun, no 5 bancruptcies, no staff members resigning/quiting/leaving, no guilty pleas, no 3500 lawsuits........and on and on and on.
Was told I was arguing politics.
WTF do you say to someone like that?
Atticus
(15,124 posts)BobTheSubgenius
(11,563 posts)I think the rest is pretty obvious.
Snackshack
(2,541 posts)Fizicien...
Thanks for the much needed afternoon laugh!
Orange Free State
(611 posts)The only thing we can do is laugh at him, and pretend we are anthropologists observing juvenile behavior in enderly men.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Ilsa
(61,694 posts)"His lab results are excellently normal." Should be "His lab results are excellently positive." Yeah, that's the way the idiot would say it, even though positive lab results usually mean something could be wrong!
dalton99a
(81,443 posts)The best results ever.
Orange Free State
(611 posts)Arkansas Granny
(31,514 posts)Arkansas Granny
(31,514 posts)Link to tweet
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Ron Fournier
✔
@ron_fournier
What kind of man has his doctor lie like this?
DPRK News Service
@DPRK_News
Personal doctor of Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un attests that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un has the strength of 100 men.
BSdetect
(8,998 posts)Orange Free State
(611 posts)rsdsharp
(9,163 posts)Signed
Horshack's mother