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Wed May 2, 2018, 06:46 PM

First draft of Trump Doctor letter leaked!

Last edited Wed May 2, 2018, 09:45 PM - Edit history (1)

To whom it may concern

I have been Donald Trump’s personal fizicien for 39 years. He is in bigly Health, far far healthier than crooked Hillary or anyone else for that matter. In fact he is in biglier health then anyone who ever has lived. You will get tired of having such a healthy President.
His intelegince, strength, stamina and sexual prowess are legendary. He is 6’4” tall and weighs 195 pounds. He has a full head of naturally blond hair. His hands are 11 inches across. His lab results are excellently brilliant, the world’s best lab results. He is able to satisfy his younger supermodel wife without resorting to any chemical assistance whatsoever. He is a stable genius, with a highly rated stable geniosity rating. Mr. Trump never tells lies and never ever fails to pay people who perform work at his world famous resorts, the best resorts in the world. He did not write this letter.

Signed,
Dr. Bornstein

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Reply First draft of Trump Doctor letter leaked! (Original post)
Orange Free State May 2018 OP
Moostache May 2018 #1
Orange Free State May 2018 #3
The Genealogist May 2018 #2
onethatcares May 2018 #4
Atticus May 2018 #9
BobTheSubgenius May 2018 #15
Snackshack May 2018 #5
Orange Free State May 2018 #6
jberryhill May 2018 #7
Ilsa May 2018 #8
dalton99a May 2018 #10
Orange Free State May 2018 #13
Arkansas Granny May 2018 #11
Arkansas Granny May 2018 #12
BSdetect May 2018 #14
Orange Free State May 2018 #16
rsdsharp May 2018 #17

Response to Orange Free State (Original post)

Wed May 2, 2018, 06:49 PM

1. That draft forgot "stable genius" (n/t)

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Response to Moostache (Reply #1)

Wed May 2, 2018, 06:52 PM

3. Thanks, forgot that part. Fixed it. n/t

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Response to Orange Free State (Original post)

Wed May 2, 2018, 06:51 PM

2. Written in orange crayon with backward e's, no doubt.

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Response to Orange Free State (Original post)

Wed May 2, 2018, 06:56 PM

4. gaud I needed that.

gave up a person today that said that they thought he was doing a great job.

I almost puked.

Said, the facts I presented weren't the real facts. Not Melania posing in a thong with a gun, no 5 bancruptcies, no staff members resigning/quiting/leaving, no guilty pleas, no 3500 lawsuits........and on and on and on.

Was told I was arguing politics.

WTF do you say to someone like that?

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Response to onethatcares (Reply #4)

Wed May 2, 2018, 07:20 PM

9. Nothing. nt

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Response to onethatcares (Reply #4)

Wed May 2, 2018, 09:44 PM

15. I'd carry around business cards for mental health professionals.

I think the rest is pretty obvious.

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Response to Orange Free State (Original post)

Wed May 2, 2018, 06:58 PM

5. Lol

“Fizicien”...


Thanks for the much needed afternoon laugh!

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Response to Snackshack (Reply #5)

Wed May 2, 2018, 07:00 PM

6. You are very welcome.

The only thing we can do is laugh at him, and pretend we are anthropologists observing juvenile behavior in enderly men.

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Response to Orange Free State (Original post)

Wed May 2, 2018, 07:07 PM

7. Thanks. Good one

 

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Response to Orange Free State (Original post)

Wed May 2, 2018, 07:10 PM

8. No no, lab results are "positive", not normal! LOL

"His lab results are excellently normal." Should be "His lab results are excellently positive." Yeah, that's the way the idiot would say it, even though positive lab results usually mean something could be wrong!

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Response to Ilsa (Reply #8)

Wed May 2, 2018, 07:21 PM

10. +1. Results are positive for everything!

The best results ever.

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Response to dalton99a (Reply #10)

Wed May 2, 2018, 08:45 PM

13. I made the lab results brilliant n/t

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Response to Orange Free State (Original post)

Wed May 2, 2018, 07:21 PM

11. Thanks for that. I needed it.

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Response to Orange Free State (Original post)

Wed May 2, 2018, 07:36 PM

12. What kind of man has his doctor lie like this?


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Ron Fournier

@ron_fournier
What kind of man has his doctor lie like this?

DPRK News Service
@DPRK_News


Personal doctor of Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un attests that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un has the strength of 100 men.



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Response to Orange Free State (Original post)

Wed May 2, 2018, 09:05 PM

14. Should add that he never tells lies or screws tradespeople out of their earnings.

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Response to BSdetect (Reply #14)

Wed May 2, 2018, 09:46 PM

16. Done! N/T

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Response to Orange Free State (Original post)

Thu May 3, 2018, 12:22 PM

17. More like

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Horshack's mother

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