Lance Wallnau Blows Back The 'Demonic' Cloud Of 'Witchcraft And Curses' That Is Attacking Trump

[Initech]

Right-wing preacher Lance Wallnau recently hosted an emergency prayer session on his Facebook page, during which he took authority over the “demonic” cloud of “witchcraft and curses” that has been attacking President Trump and literally blew it away.

“We pray right now prayers for this nation and for those that are in authority,” Wallnau declared. “We pray specifically for our president, Donald Trump, Lord. This is a man who has confessed in the last two years to his first awakening and an understanding and embrace of the Gospel [during] his first meeting with evangelicals and understanding who they are. We believe, Lord, that you have singularly raised him up as a friend to Israel and as a friend to your people. Lord God, we thank you for this man, we thank you for the grace and the composure that he has exhibited thus far, for the self-restraint that he has put on as a guard against any impulsive acts.”

“We thank you that the cloud that is over the president, this demonic collective composition of global witchcraft and curses, we command to be blown back,” he said, before proceeding to physically blow away the demonic cloud. “By the power of your holy spirit. Angels are being dispatched to Donald Trump right now.”
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/lance-wallnau-blows-back-the-demonic-cloud-of-witchcraft-and-curses-that-is-attacking-trump/

Uh huh sure, Lance. Witchcraft. Right. Is this 2018 or 1764?

[MFM008]

1. Drivel

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[HipChick]

2. That reminds me..

[Azathoth]

3. "emergency prayer session on his Facebook page"

Right-wingers sure do love the Zuckerberg Machine when it suits them

[Docreed2003]

4. I'm with the witches...

[dameatball]

5. Did he really say "grace and composure that he has exhibited"?

[BSdetect]

6. Did he not suggest they should burn all the witches?

[hatrack]

7. Wooba gooba gooba gooba!

Ah hah hah hah!
Ah hah hah hah!
Hey-eh-oh!

[Hekate]

8. The OT has some pretty awful imprecations in it, so maybe that's where he got the idea....

The Evangelicals thought it was okay to curse Obama by referencing one such Bible verse on bumper stickers.

Actually, maybe the paranoid little SOB read an article about modern Wiccans who are doing ritual work once a month to get Trump/Pence out of office. In accordance with the Wiccan Rede they are not wishing tortures on him, only banishment.

Or so I've heard.

[Initech]

10. I think someone needs to educate Trump and his fans on what a real witch hunt looks like.

[Hekate]

11. I think Tiki-torches figure in it somewhere...

But first you have to get people all heated up with propaganda like the Malleus Maleficarum written by incels in the dark night of their tortured souls.

Then, sadly, you go after the women -- never the men in power.

[asiliveandbreathe]

9. The blind leading the blind..grace and composer -

self-restraint that he has put on as a guard against any impulsive acts.” OMG.....where do these people come up with this crap.....snake oil salesmen..just like the subject matter....

[LongTomH]

12. Aaannnddd, of course he coupled this with an appeal for money!!!

Can't fight evil without lots of green stuff, don'tcha know!!!

[Scurrilous]

13. "Angels are being dispatched to Donald Trump right now."

It would help if they had law degrees.

[MineralMan]

15. Maybe they can just carry him away.

I'd settle for that.

[Scurrilous]

16. Failing that, the FBI.

[MineralMan]

17. The angels might be gentler, I'm thinking.

But, hey...whichever way it goes, I'm good.

[musette_sf]

14. Lucifer was an angel.

Just saying.