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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums"Santorum Salad" added to restaurant menu. No, this is not a joke.
A Pizza Ranch manager in Boone, Iowa, has renamed the restaurants chicken salad Santorum Salad, after Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum.
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AtomicKitten
(46,585 posts)titaniumsalute
(4,742 posts)Motown_Johnny
(22,308 posts)Systematic Chaos
(8,601 posts)No need for olive oil, either.
napoleon_in_rags
(3,991 posts)SixthSense
(829 posts)Enrique
(27,461 posts)in Boone, Iowa
Morning Dew
(6,539 posts)If the server wants to toss my salad, I might go for it.
this whole idea has me
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,782 posts)Or were I to assume would I be making an ass out of u and me?
arbusto_baboso
(7,162 posts)Ah well, great minds think alike.
Edweird
(8,570 posts)Initech
(99,915 posts)2pooped2pop
(5,420 posts)Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)Chipper Chat
(9,637 posts)they are just too nasty - even for DU.
zappaman
(20,605 posts)and grossest.
meow2u3
(24,746 posts)EEWWWWW!!!! It must taste like shit!
Evasporque
(2,133 posts)Lint Head
(15,064 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Seriously. Every time we imply that Rick Santorum's last name can be used as a euphemism for foamy, shit-laden anal lube, we debase ourselves. Reminding people that, on the internet, Santorum can mean lube combined with feces may be amusing and smirk-worthy, but really, the "Santorum means shit-filled ass lube" meme has been repeated for years, and the idea that Santorum's name is slang for frothy feces and lube hasn't stopped values-conscious GOP primary voters from taking another look at the guy.
So please. Stop saying that "Santorum means frothy feces-filled lubricant", especially on the internet, where those hurtful words can be picked up and further spread by search engines.
dionysus
(26,467 posts)moriah
(8,311 posts)I agree, people should really stop spreading the meme that "santorum means frothy feces-filled lubricant". Very much so.
BootinUp
(46,928 posts)Bohunk68
(1,364 posts)AtheistCrusader
(33,982 posts)that is priceless...
Hugabear
(10,340 posts)Why should we be nice to the guy who would, if he had his way, have homosexuality outlawed?
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)I mean, really now. Shame, shame.
Hugabear
(10,340 posts)...but at the same time, I don't see any harm in it.
In any event, I'm sure this will die down once Santorum falls behind in the rethug race. He might do well in Iowa, but I seriously doubt that he'll do as well elsewhere.
kenny blankenship
(15,689 posts)It was funny, once.
bluestate10
(10,942 posts)ClassWarrior
(26,316 posts)NGU.
Codeine
(25,586 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)AnnieBW
(10,350 posts)Someone must have spilled their mocha latte!
ThoughtCriminal
(14,011 posts)I'm planning to serve that a lot this year.
CatholicEdHead
(9,740 posts)if all they do is search Google.
oberliner
(58,724 posts)Holding steady at around 12,000.
JHB
(37,133 posts)"Is your Santorum Salad prepared with authentic santorum? How fresh is it? Is it free-range?"
Fearless
(18,421 posts)Rex
(65,616 posts)better yet, don't answer that I don't want to know.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)GoCubsGo
(32,061 posts)msanthrope
(37,549 posts)GoCubsGo
(32,061 posts)itsrobert
(14,157 posts)Sausages with Nuts on top.
Cleita
(75,480 posts)Tom Ripley
(4,945 posts)11 Bravo
(23,922 posts)Erose999
(5,624 posts)bluedigger
(17,077 posts)dembotoz
(16,740 posts)to the uber conservatives
all kind of places to get a pizza
just perhaps not at a pizza ranch
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)MilesColtrane
(18,678 posts)Who the fuck would name their restaurant "Pizza Ranch"?
"Taco Trattoria" was already taken as a concept?
Erose999
(5,624 posts)MilesColtrane
(18,678 posts)AzDar
(14,023 posts)yurbud
(39,405 posts)LongTomH
(8,636 posts)Yeuuuch!
guitar man
(15,996 posts)They really do write themselves