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"Santorum Salad" added to restaurant menu. No, this is not a joke. (Original Post) RandySF Jan 2012 OP
With a side of freedom fries? AtomicKitten Jan 2012 #1
Or Shit Stew? titaniumsalute Jan 2012 #20
the health department needs to look into that Motown_Johnny Jan 2012 #2
Well...next time I'm up for a nice, frothy salad, I'll know where to go! Systematic Chaos Jan 2012 #3
I hear the frothed Tahini is marvelous. nt napoleon_in_rags Jan 2012 #4
uh... hold the special sauce on that order SixthSense Jan 2012 #5
i guess they don't have the Google Enrique Jan 2012 #6
It's only a chicken salad if the patron has previously eaten the chicken. Morning Dew Jan 2012 #7
A 'tossed salad' I assume? Gidney N Cloyd Jan 2012 #8
Damn, you went there first. arbusto_baboso Jan 2012 #43
I hear Chris Rock saying "Toss my salad" in my head.... Edweird Jan 2012 #9
Is the dressing made out of a frothy mixture? Initech Jan 2012 #10
some people do put nuts in their salad, I guess. n/t 2pooped2pop Jan 2012 #11
santorum = chicken?? Angry Dragon Jan 2012 #12
I could add a few responses, but Chipper Chat Jan 2012 #13
This may be the funniest thing I've ever read. zappaman Jan 2012 #14
Hold the dressing--please! meow2u3 Jan 2012 #15
I do not want santorum tossed salad....nt Evasporque Jan 2012 #16
A frothy salad? Lint Head Jan 2012 #17
STOP equating Rick Santorum with shit-laden anal lube! Please!!! Warren DeMontague Jan 2012 #18
well done. dionysus Jan 2012 #21
+1 for very search-engine perfect content! ;) moriah Jan 2012 #23
lol nt BootinUp Jan 2012 #25
Forget your sarcasm thingee? Bohunk68 Jan 2012 #32
Hahaha with your sig line AtheistCrusader Jan 2012 #36
People who would tend to support Santorum will do so regardless of what we say or do Hugabear Jan 2012 #39
yes, but do we really need to keep saying that "Santorum means feces filled lubricant"? Warren DeMontague Jan 2012 #52
Well, it is immature and gross... Hugabear Jan 2012 #60
This forum's appetite for Santorum knows no satiety! kenny blankenship Jan 2012 #19
Does it smell like ass? nt bluestate10 Jan 2012 #22
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. ClassWarrior Jan 2012 #24
"That's not French dressing. . . it's Greek!" Codeine Jan 2012 #26
* Warren DeMontague Jan 2012 #29
!!! guitar man Jan 2012 #58
"Waiter, there's brown frothy stuff in my salad!" AnnieBW Jan 2012 #27
Soup of the Day! ThoughtCriminal Jan 2012 #28
There have to be some Boone IA teenagers who will have fun with this CatholicEdHead Jan 2012 #30
Population is unchanged there since 1920 oberliner Jan 2012 #48
Beats "do you have Prince Albert in a can?" all to hell JHB Jan 2012 #51
If you think that's bad don't try the Squirrel a la Trump either! Fearless Jan 2012 #31
What is it with DU and frothy mixtures Rex Jan 2012 #33
Does it come with Frothy Sauce? HopeHoops Jan 2012 #34
It looks like they left out the nuts. GoCubsGo Jan 2012 #35
That's on the Michelle Bachmann Special. nt msanthrope Jan 2012 #47
I figured all the candidate dishes had nuts in 'em. n/t GoCubsGo Jan 2012 #53
You mean the Marcus Bachmann Special itsrobert Jan 2012 #55
I thought it appropriate that it was a chicken salad. Cleita Jan 2012 #37
That took some spunk! Tom Ripley Jan 2012 #38
I hope that comes with plenty of napkins and Handi-Wipes. 11 Bravo Jan 2012 #40
I heard they also have a Santorum desert. A Baby Ruth bar with a whipped cream topping. Erose999 Jan 2012 #41
Is The Pizza Ranch one of those fancy places where the waiter brings a pepper mill? bluedigger Jan 2012 #42
pizza ranch is a chain that is growing around here and supposedly with close ties dembotoz Jan 2012 #44
Nobody google "spreading santorum pizza ranch salad." Just don't. nt msanthrope Jan 2012 #45
Interesting, but I have a question. MilesColtrane Jan 2012 #46
Theres a "Pizza Farm" in my hometown. They say its good but I've never been. Erose999 Jan 2012 #49
If you go, don't miss the Sausage Silo. MilesColtrane Jan 2012 #50
Watch out for the croutons. AzDar Jan 2012 #54
no dressing for me then, thanks. yurbud Jan 2012 #56
There goes my appetite for dinner! LongTomH Jan 2012 #57
My my guitar man Jan 2012 #59
Has someone update the relevant Wikipedia articles to reflect this historic endorsement? nt msanthrope Jan 2012 #61

Morning Dew

(6,539 posts)
7. It's only a chicken salad if the patron has previously eaten the chicken.
Mon Jan 2, 2012, 06:18 PM
Jan 2012

If the server wants to toss my salad, I might go for it.


this whole idea has me

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
18. STOP equating Rick Santorum with shit-laden anal lube! Please!!!
Mon Jan 2, 2012, 10:00 PM
Jan 2012

Seriously. Every time we imply that Rick Santorum's last name can be used as a euphemism for foamy, shit-laden anal lube, we debase ourselves. Reminding people that, on the internet, Santorum can mean lube combined with feces may be amusing and smirk-worthy, but really, the "Santorum means shit-filled ass lube" meme has been repeated for years, and the idea that Santorum's name is slang for frothy feces and lube hasn't stopped values-conscious GOP primary voters from taking another look at the guy.

So please. Stop saying that "Santorum means frothy feces-filled lubricant", especially on the internet, where those hurtful words can be picked up and further spread by search engines.

moriah

(8,311 posts)
23. +1 for very search-engine perfect content! ;)
Mon Jan 2, 2012, 10:11 PM
Jan 2012

I agree, people should really stop spreading the meme that "santorum means frothy feces-filled lubricant". Very much so.

Hugabear

(10,340 posts)
39. People who would tend to support Santorum will do so regardless of what we say or do
Tue Jan 3, 2012, 02:16 PM
Jan 2012

Why should we be nice to the guy who would, if he had his way, have homosexuality outlawed?

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
52. yes, but do we really need to keep saying that "Santorum means feces filled lubricant"?
Tue Jan 3, 2012, 04:08 PM
Jan 2012

I mean, really now. Shame, shame.

Hugabear

(10,340 posts)
60. Well, it is immature and gross...
Tue Jan 3, 2012, 04:58 PM
Jan 2012

...but at the same time, I don't see any harm in it.

In any event, I'm sure this will die down once Santorum falls behind in the rethug race. He might do well in Iowa, but I seriously doubt that he'll do as well elsewhere.

JHB

(37,133 posts)
51. Beats "do you have Prince Albert in a can?" all to hell
Tue Jan 3, 2012, 04:00 PM
Jan 2012

"Is your Santorum Salad prepared with authentic santorum? How fresh is it? Is it free-range?"

dembotoz

(16,740 posts)
44. pizza ranch is a chain that is growing around here and supposedly with close ties
Tue Jan 3, 2012, 03:03 PM
Jan 2012

to the uber conservatives

all kind of places to get a pizza
just perhaps not at a pizza ranch

MilesColtrane

(18,678 posts)
46. Interesting, but I have a question.
Tue Jan 3, 2012, 03:15 PM
Jan 2012

Who the fuck would name their restaurant "Pizza Ranch"?

"Taco Trattoria" was already taken as a concept?

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