Unfortunately My work place show FAUX news so I spent the day making up names for candidates

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and people I saw on the TV

Sarah Palin - The Brainless Wonder

Michelle Bachmann -- Crazy eyes banshee

Rick Perry - No Brain Bush a-wanna-be

Mitt Romney -- Romney Snobey

Huckabee - Suckabee (Or F**Kabee)

Haven't figure out names for:

Newt Gingrich

Ron Paul

Anyone can thing of names or people I missed?

[Solly Mack]

1. Newt Gangrenous

[FarLeftFist]

2. MoRon Paul

[Politicalboi]

3. Someone on MSNBC called him

Blingrich. I think it was Al Sharpton. LOL!

[maximusveritas]

4. Santorum (no need to make one up). I prefer Mittbot for Romney

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9. True... However when Rick was PA Senate Rep I often called him San -PUKE-Um

[HillWilliam]

24. We refer to him as

Sphinctorum.

[Dirty Socialist]

5. My Haircutter Has FauxNews On

Buh Bye, Haircutter

[JBoy]

6. Newt = Bloaty Blowhard.

[southernyankeebelle]

7. Newt = Newty Fruity Paul the useless

[southernyankeebelle]

8. When I go to a place that has Fox News on I ask if they would mind if I can change the channel? I

only had one time that someone said no. I walked out and never went back. I usually change it to something like the food channel or something neutral.

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10. Unfortantely it is acutally in the "Rule book" of the work that on work days it must be on.

[southernyankeebelle]

11. Do you work in a doctors office? That is torture.

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12. No a telemarketing firm that does customer service for some companies.

[southernyankeebelle]

13. I pity you. How can you concentrate in that environment? You poor thing, really.

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16. THANK gods they don't have sound on. they have close caption. but not sound and when they have

high call volume than I don't even know it's on.

[southernyankeebelle]

20. My heart goes out to you still.

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22. Thanks.

[Fawke Em]

17. Poor thing, but, honestly, it's in the Rule Book?

I would think that a television on - even with the the sound down - would distract those whose job it is to provide customer service.

Do you know their rationale for this?

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18. Well I should have said Employee hand book. BUT yeah it is acutally in there.

[MH1]

19. Enjoy your stay.

Which I expect will be very brief.

Mmmm ... love the smell of baking pizza.

[FogerRox]

29. It was a pleasure to serve on that Jury

[Curmudgeoness]

21. What rock did you just crawl out from under?

You do not come onto a site for liberals and dis them like this. But thanks for the laughs.

[FarLeftFist]

25. Hilarious. This guys been running a blog for almost a year and no one cares or even responds

Uh, dude, you're talking to yourself over at that blog which leads me to believe 2 things: You have way too much time on your hands to get your point across to no one, and 2, you are unemployed and have become a parody of your own site. YOU are the punchline to the joke.

[demtenjeep]

15. Newt the Toot

for all the crap that flows out his mouth

[otohara]

23. Sorry You're Exposed to Propaganda

each and everyday - doesn't your employer know the news about Fox News?

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26. It wants to put up the front that it is a good "CHRISTIAN" REPUB company. YET we had to work

Christmas and New Years. Some of the products some departments take calls for are scams. I've been lucky that my supervisors respect my view points and don't force me to do some of the crap calling and the stuff I've taking customer service calls on aren't so bad. It would be what I consider legit products and service. I am seeking job else where unfortunately right now this company is basically keeping our town a float.

[FoxNewsSucks]

27. Try this.

I stopped asking most places to change the TV Machine off Fox "news" several years ago. It was truly depressing how many people are clueless about what kind of channel the corporate "news" channels are. I just started changing it myself. Maybe once a year someone would object. Most people, if watching it, are watching because it's on, says "news", and they have nothing else to look at.

I was in Best Buy, and saw a small infrared transmitter that plugs into an iPod touch or iPhone and turns it into a universal remote. It's called a FLPR, and the accompanying app is pre-programmed with the codes for every brand of device with a remote. I got it for the TV controls, and have also used it in places with DISH or DirecTV. Even if someone was looking at me when I change the channel off Fox "news", they just see some guy who is fiddling with an iPhone. As far as they know, I'm texting, changing what it is playing or playing a game. Very discreet.

I NEVER ever put up with the foreign-owned channel that went to court to keep their right to lie EVER. Anywhere.

The price has gone down: http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&keywords=flpr&tag=googhydr-20&index=aps&hvadid=7391883191&ref=pd_sl_39twpiot2l_e

Get one, change it, and you'll probably be surprised by how long it takes anyone else to notice. Just be discreet and get rid of Fox.

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28. TVs are mounted up high near the ceiling and the mangers of each department keeps the remote

controls. Supervisors can control the TV as well. Some mangers and supervisors are relaxed and put on whatever you request as long as a corporate/client visit isn't happening FOX must be on when that happens. Some supervisors will put the channel on because they enjoy it.

[felix_numinous]

30. TV B Gone

everybody should have one!!

http://www.tvbgone.com/cfe_tvbg_main.php

[Erose999]

31. GinGrinch, Herman Un-Abel, Prick Erry, Huckleberry Hound,

Michelle Batshit, Ricky man-on-dog, Mittens, Paulbot, Paulbot Jr., Agent Orange, The quitter on twitter, Joey Scabs, Felafel Bill, Lush Rimjob, Beckerwood, etc

What do I win?