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ProudLib72

(17,984 posts) Sun May 20, 2018, 03:27 AM May 2018

Mueller Questions the Rump About the U.A.E (How I Imagine It Would Go)

Mr. Trump, I just have a few questions about certain dealings you had with the U.A.E.

Go ahead and ask. I'm not hiding anything. I'd tell you if I was colluding. Most people say, did you know this, that I'm the best president ever in the history of all historical time. You don't get that if you, you know, lie about stuff like working with Russ... it's all a big witch hunt anyway.

Um, Mr. Trump, if I could just stop you there and ask this one question. Did you ever have dealings with anyone from the U.A.E specifically with regard to getting help with the election?

U.A.E. what's that anyway? Does anyone even know what that is? I mean, how do you even spell that? It sounds made up.

Mr. Trump, I assure you the U.A.E. is not made up. It is an acronym for the United Arab Emirates. Now please answer the question: Did you ever have contact with a Mr. Zamel from the U.A.E. with regard to the 2016 election?

No! You are the one who had secret dealings with U.F.O.s and camels! You did it, and my good friend, Sean told me all about last night over the phone after I went to bed and was eating a beautiful piece of chocolate cake. You know my new chef... because the last one retired or something....couldn't even make a decent Mc Donalds style cheeseburger the way I wanted it. But he used to make the best cake in the world. I told him we should go into the cake business. He makes the cakes and I allow him to write "Trump" with orange frosting...he wouldn't go for it. Loser! Pathetic! I was only going to charge a %60 royalty on sales because that's what my brand is worth now...don't believe me? Look at what Forbes says. It's all there in the latest issue. I'm in all the best magazines.