What would the right wing say if Michelle Obama disappeared for 2 weeks?

[Kingofalldems]

Where the hell is Melania (Melanie)?

Link to tweet

[Tipperary]

1. I truly do not care where Melania is or is not.

She is not the one perpetrating criminal outrage against our country.

[Boomerproud]

2. If she's smart, she'll leave.

n/t

[Eliot Rosewater]

3. They would accuse Barack of having strangled her in the night.

Or that she was off working deep undercover with the Black Panthers and their latest undercover operation

[Anon-C]

4. +1

[B2G]

12. In other words, the same as DU.

[Tipperary]

18. Lol! Well played!

[lunasun]

5. Plastic surgery leaves bruises and swelling sometimes before healing up . It's normal not bad

If she is squinty or chiseled out when she appears we know why

Regardless the issue she has been given privacy

Michelle Obama would be hounded and the enquirer would have declared her sex change had been fully completed in secret by a Cuban doctor

Normal occurrence nothing wrong but time heals and places like neck and eyes is not overnight

[Kingofalldems]

9. Do they have plastic surgery at Walter Reed?

My theories:

She had a nervous breakdown.

Or

He punched her.

[fierywoman]

10. Psychics are saying it was a nervous breakdown and there was no surgery at all.

[B2G]

13. Psychics?? Nt

[fierywoman]

23. Yeah, psychics. I consider many sources of info. Not imposing it on you, I only

use it as yet another way to figure out how the wind is blowing.

After 9/11 Osama bin Laden came out with something like an hour and a half rant, which the NY Times transcribed. I read the whole thing. Somewhere after about an hour or so, he mentioned that just before 9/11, women in his camp were coming to him with (prescient) dreams about planes flying into buildings, great destruction. He was alarmed that the plot would be foiled by this info, so he basically told them they were being silly women...

I never consider psychic info as "carved in stone" -- but then, even NYT or WaPo or whatever: is THAT info carved in stone? -- times being what they are, I *consider* many sources.

[lunasun]

15. Yes & I would certainly hope so but your theory of breakdown is possible . Those old tiny hands I

think they could punch cotton candy that's about it imo
http://www.wrnmmc.capmed.mil/Health%20Services/Surgery/Surgery/Plastic%20Surgery/SitePages/Home.aspx

[JoeOtterbein]

17. If he did hurt her, it would be a criminal act and don't think HIPPA applies. So I want see & hear

from Melanie herself how she feels!

[Tipperary]

19. HIPAA. I wish people would get this right.

Her medical issues are private. Period.

[mentalsolstice]

34. I would think they have a plastic surgery dept. at Walter Reed

Probably focused on reconstructive surgery.

[Kingofalldems]

36. Exactly but I wouldn't think for vanity surgery.

[Ilsa]

35. I had a friend who had plastic surgery at a military hospital.

She said military medical specialists need to be able to treat soldiers disfigured by war.

[DoctorJoJo]

6. Pretty Clear Now That We Are Talking Major Face Lift!

[PearliePoo2]

7. Pssst...Hey Melania and Donald!

If you happen to take a peek at the comments being posted on this article at The Washington Post, you'll get a feel for your popularity right now. (hint: It ain't good)

[greatauntoftriplets]

11. ...

[Iliyah]

8. If this was a reality base administration with a reality base WH,

letting the country know that she had something that concerned her physical appearance would not be so secretive, but alas, we are in a un-normal situation and therefore, for some unknown reason this administration and WH along with their gawd awful political party have to lie, non stop.

Also, the Republican Party along with their base must hate, stay angry, and blame all the time. The evangelists must say terrible things about persons who do not believe the way they do. So, if Michelle O. was in the hospital they would wish her ill and hope she doesn't leave the hospital. If she hasn't made a appearance in two weeks, they would claim she must be possessed and need to be eliminated.

[ProudLib72]

14. OMG!!!

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[Kingofalldems]

16. Whoa!

[Cirque du So-What]

22. She could change her name

to Melon-y

[fierywoman]

25. Good one!

[fierywoman]

24. LMAO -- I'd had exactly the opposite idea/fantasy: that she was sick of carrying them around

and had had them removed!

[ProudLib72]

29. She has to compete with Stormy/Karen/Hope/etc

It's sad, but I do think she must feel some urge to compete. I don't believe she would really go this far, but a face lift is not out of the realm of possibility.

[bornfree17]

30. lol nt

[Kirk Lover]

20. I mused about Melania today to my alt right co-worker and asked where is she? He

said she had the kidney thing...I said yeah but they lie about everything so who knows what it really is.

AND HE AGREED. I almost fell off my chair.

[Runningdawg]

21. If it was a face lift

It would have been done while she was on "vacation", at a fancy clinic somewhere with enough security to keep out the media. But if it were RECONSTRUCTIVE plastic surgery, it would need to be done in a major medical center, require at least 4-5 days in patient and 4-6 weeks of recovery at home. We know from the deposition during his divorce with Ivana he is capable of violence.
Also let's keep in mind it need not be her face....
I don't know what went on - but the whole story stinks to high heaven.

[Achilleaze]

26. Mrs. Dirty Donny* used to look nice

but then, like a true republican, she started messing with nature and came out looking PLASTIC.



* Spousal unit owned by Dirty Donny, the republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief

[bornfree17]

31. omg

is that really her?

[NCjack]

32. If that is her, she made a huge mistake. nt

[greatauntoftriplets]

33. She's definitely had a nose job.

[Ligyron]

27. Michelle?

They'd say she went on a secret Mooslim Haj to Mecca to bow before Allah.

[Ohiogal]

28. Not trying to be snarky ..

Silicone breast implants can rupture and leak, it's not uncommon. I wonder if she had to have hers replaced.