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First Speaker

(4,858 posts) Tue May 29, 2018, 08:51 PM May 2018

God has informed me that I need a giant vat full of money...

...full of currency and coins, just like Scrooge McDuck. And God also hinted that I need a security force for it, to keep the Beagle Boys from burrowing into the vat for nefarious purposes. The Almighty also slyly suggested that a major league baseball team heading in my general direction would keep Him chuckling for a long time... Well, who am I to contravene His will? My Go Fund Me page will be up very soon. Give generously...

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God has informed me that I need a giant vat full of money... (Original Post) First Speaker May 2018 OP

Funny, I was thinking just a couple of minutes ago thbobby May 2018 #1

God told me I should retire tomorrow and full pay/benefits. RandySF May 2018 #2

God told me I should get my own shit together and accomplish something for myself ProudLib72 May 2018 #3

thbobby

(1,474 posts)

1. Funny, I was thinking just a couple of minutes ago

Reply to First Speaker (Original post)

Tue May 29, 2018, 08:54 PM

May 2018

that God should give me a Mercedes Benz. God or Janis or someone gave this revelation. No Go Fund Me, just want God to drive it up to my place. And I also need a plane, by the way.

RandySF

(58,768 posts)

2. God told me I should retire tomorrow and full pay/benefits.

Reply to First Speaker (Original post)

Tue May 29, 2018, 08:58 PM

May 2018

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

3. God told me I should get my own shit together and accomplish something for myself