He'll Be Voting This November

[Different Drummer]

[Comatose Sphagetti]

1. He seem's nice.

Does have good taste in drums, though.

[Vinca]

9. Your mom taught you to find the positive in everything, right?

[lunatica]

2. The Bible will allow you to fulfill every

loathsome thing you’re heart desires. Especially if your desire is to dehumanize, enslave or punish others. All as long as you lift god above everything.

[AJT]

3. The women must be lining up to date this guy.

[VOX]

4. Only 1 Corinthian? 2 Corinthians are better than 1!

Just ask our learned biblical scholar-in-chief, he knows.

[The Genealogist]

6. I'll see your 2 Corinthians and raise you 3 John

[VOX]

8. Too rich for my blood. Fold!

[Gothmog]

5. Arghh

[treestar]

7. He will; even if he thinks the Republicans are too liberal

That's one thing they have on us. He may complain, but he will still vote for them.