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Sat Aug 4, 2012, 04:05 AM

JENNA JAMESON CLARIFIES HER ENDORSEMENT OF ROMNEY - Borowitz

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Concerned that her endorsement of former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney for President would lead to “cheap, easy jokes and innuendo,” porn star Jenna Jameson held a press conference today to explain her headline-making decision.


When asked what initially appealed to her about Mr. Romney, Ms. Jameson said, “He’s the only person who’s assumed more positions than I have.”

The actress said that she researched Mr. Romney’s career thoroughly, and was particularly impressed by his tenure at Bain Capital: “There’s nothing more American, I think, than screwing people you don’t know for money.”

While Mr. Romney’s recent foreign trip drew jeers from his critics, Ms. Jameson hailed his performance: “I respect someone who opens their mouth without thinking.”
The actress, who appeared as the character Holly So Tightly in the film Dirt Merchant, seemed unconcerned by the controversy swirling about Mr. Romney’s bank accounts in Switzerland and the Caymans: “I’ve put my assets in plenty of foreign places.”
Ms. Jameson concluded her presser by reiterating her fulsome support of the G.O.P. candidate: “Mitt Romney will do to all of America what I have already done to half of America.”


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Reply JENNA JAMESON CLARIFIES HER ENDORSEMENT OF ROMNEY - Borowitz (Original post)
Ichingcarpenter Aug 2012 OP
Heather MC Aug 2012 #1
JI7 Aug 2012 #2
B Calm Aug 2012 #3
Ichingcarpenter Aug 2012 #5
nc4bo Aug 2012 #7
Jamaal510 Aug 2012 #4
onlyadream Aug 2012 #6
lunatica Aug 2012 #8
Ichingcarpenter Aug 2012 #16
madmat Aug 2012 #9
DURHAM D Aug 2012 #12
Marrah_G Aug 2012 #10
Zalatix Aug 2012 #11
HopeHoops Aug 2012 #13
Ichingcarpenter Aug 2012 #14
HopeHoops Aug 2012 #17
Ichingcarpenter Aug 2012 #15
Kurovski Aug 2012 #18
Kennah Aug 2012 #19

Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sat Aug 4, 2012, 05:13 AM

1. ha ha ha ha.

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sat Aug 4, 2012, 05:24 AM

2. looks like Freerepublic is deleting any thread posted about her endorsement

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sat Aug 4, 2012, 05:44 AM

3. How proud the religious right must be!

 

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Response to B Calm (Reply #3)

Sat Aug 4, 2012, 06:49 AM

5. I think she's trolling because

she is bi and very liberal or maybe she heard about
Clint Eastwood's 'FUN RAISER' for Mit.

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Reply #5)

Sat Aug 4, 2012, 07:59 AM

7. Like many DUers, she forgot to add the :sarcasm: smilie!

When I saw the story yesterday, I thought such fun can be had - she can't be serious

I think she's trolling too and have a grand time of it.

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sat Aug 4, 2012, 06:45 AM

4. I honestly wasn't expecting this.

Jenna totally shredded Mitt R0bme to bits! I thought that she was going to endorse that dude for real.

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sat Aug 4, 2012, 07:53 AM

6. I knew it

Read about the endorsement on aol and just knew she was trolling, lol. Now Clint Eastwood is another story.

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sat Aug 4, 2012, 08:20 AM

8. The Borowitz Report does fake news and political satire

Follow the link and this is what's at the top of page:

The Borowitz Report
Fake news and political satire.


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Response to lunatica (Reply #8)

Sat Aug 4, 2012, 01:24 PM

16. Well, the endorsement was official

the subliminal reasons for it gives the nation

a chance to laugh, until he releases his tax returns
or takes Jenna on stage with him that gives him
a position to stand with.

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sat Aug 4, 2012, 09:52 AM

9. publicity whores

they both know how to screw their "fans" one literally and the other on film.

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Response to madmat (Reply #9)

Sat Aug 4, 2012, 10:47 AM

12. If I am reading this right -

you don't think what she did is funny.

Really?

Are you pissed?

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sat Aug 4, 2012, 10:05 AM

10. LOL way to go Jenna!

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sat Aug 4, 2012, 10:07 AM

11. HAH! I knew she was being facetious. I even said so on here.

 

That was a no friggin brainer.

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sat Aug 4, 2012, 10:57 AM

13. Oh, he's SO going to like that endorsement. Mormons+Porn=OMG!

 

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Response to HopeHoops (Reply #13)

Sat Aug 4, 2012, 01:14 PM

14. Mormons+MONEY+Porn=OMG!

to correct it.

MONEY and the riches of their eternity.... includes sex.


UNTIL THE US SAID


YOU CAN'T MARRY 20 YOUNG GIRLS.

its still in their religion.

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Reply #14)

Sat Aug 4, 2012, 05:52 PM

17. I've got one 48 year old girl (woman) and any more than that would KILL ME!

 

You can only have so much sex in one day!!!! Who needs 20? Or 72 virgins? (Besides, what good are 72 virgins when you blew your ding-dong off in a suicide bombing?)

Mormons are seriously fucked in the head.

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sat Aug 4, 2012, 01:20 PM

15. Senile Old Man from Californian endorses Romney because.

He's handsome and looks Presidential....

Look it up, its what Clint said.

That's rather Gay......LOL

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Sat Aug 4, 2012, 11:36 PM

18. Would that Jenna were so witty.

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Response to Ichingcarpenter (Original post)

Thu Aug 9, 2012, 09:46 PM

19. Sounds like Romney fans got punked by a porn star

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