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donkeypoofed

(2,187 posts)
Thu Jun 14, 2018, 05:21 AM Jun 2018

Wanna work at the WH? Job Fair upcoming !

If you feel like ruining your life and reputation forever,the WH is looking not-necessarily-for-good-people, but most definitely people. Just know that as soon as you get hired (just say something nice about Spanky and you're in), you will have to hire a lawyer your first day. Also expect a call from Bobby Three Sticks for a statement at some point. What fun ! I don't know how well paid WH staffers are, so hope you have a nice savings fund to pay for that lawyer ! Best of luck to all applicants.

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Wanna work at the WH? Job Fair upcoming ! (Original Post) donkeypoofed Jun 2018 OP
I'm afraid my social media activity would preclude me from working at the WH Norbert Jun 2018 #1
Exclusive footage here ! OnDoutside Jun 2018 #2
ran out of family members? dembotoz Jun 2018 #3
I see that there's a gap in your employment history. Care to explain? underpants Jun 2018 #4
You're hired! Vinca Jun 2018 #5

Norbert

(6,030 posts)
1. I'm afraid my social media activity would preclude me from working at the WH
Thu Jun 14, 2018, 05:30 AM
Jun 2018

Not to mention the loyalty oath I'd refuse to sign. Oh darn.

underpants

(182,279 posts)
4. I see that there's a gap in your employment history. Care to explain?
Thu Jun 14, 2018, 06:31 AM
Jun 2018

I was in prison.
Are you sure you weren't working for the Trump Administration?
Nope. Prison, I was definitely in prison.

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