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Thu Jun 28, 2018, 08:58 AM

Pence speaks out on eliminating Roe and what it will lead to.

“Mother and I truly believe that God is now steering our country back in a righteous direction under the greatest most pious leader of all time. Not only will Roe be overturned. We will then move for a federal ban on all abortions. We will then move for a national directory that will pair up all 18year old girls and boys on their 18th birthday. They must be virgins (all others will be stoned or burned at the stake).
They will be taught to be missionaries and have relations only in the missionary position, fully clothed, with only small holes cut out for the purpose of fulfilling marital duties to bring forth a blessed event of holy childhood bearing.
Those white Christian families who are, unfortunately, barren will be provided with gender traitors to serve as egg or sperm substitutes. Blessed Day!”

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Reply Pence speaks out on eliminating Roe and what it will lead to. (Original post)
Funtatlaguy Jun 2018 OP
Wounded Bear Jun 2018 #1
Vinnie From Indy Jun 2018 #2
exboyfil Jun 2018 #5
Funtatlaguy Jun 2018 #6
Iliyah Jun 2018 #3
NurseJackie Jun 2018 #4
bitterross Jun 2018 #7
jodymarie aimee Jun 2018 #8
bettyellen Jun 2018 #9
Funtatlaguy Jun 2018 #10
bettyellen Jun 2018 #11

Response to Funtatlaguy (Original post)

Thu Jun 28, 2018, 08:59 AM

1. Pence is a scary motherfucker...

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Response to Funtatlaguy (Original post)

Thu Jun 28, 2018, 09:01 AM

2. Link?

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Response to Vinnie From Indy (Reply #2)

Thu Jun 28, 2018, 09:05 AM

5. Self generated Sarcasm

I know it is really hard to tell anymore.

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Response to Vinnie From Indy (Reply #2)

Thu Jun 28, 2018, 09:10 AM

6. www.stupidmotherfuckingevangelicaltalibanfascist.net

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Response to Funtatlaguy (Original post)

Thu Jun 28, 2018, 09:02 AM

3. ????????

Evangelist speaks with fork tongues.

This will surely bring out the young voters.

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Response to Funtatlaguy (Original post)

Thu Jun 28, 2018, 09:04 AM

4. He makes me ill.

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Response to Funtatlaguy (Original post)

Thu Jun 28, 2018, 09:17 AM

7. "Greatest and most pious leader" I had to stop there and throw up.

 

Pence is way worse than 45. He knows he's lying to the sheep and that they will eat it up.

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Response to Funtatlaguy (Original post)

Thu Jun 28, 2018, 09:20 AM

8. I'll stick with

 

the Ferret...

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Response to Funtatlaguy (Original post)

Thu Jun 28, 2018, 09:26 AM

9. Please mark w /S

 

Hard to tell these days honestly.

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Response to bettyellen (Reply #9)

Thu Jun 28, 2018, 09:41 AM

10. Seriously?

Burning at stake and arranged virginal marriages has to be marked as satire.
Dear lord.

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Response to Funtatlaguy (Reply #10)

Thu Jun 28, 2018, 09:46 AM

11. The first paragraph does- and honestly it's not nearly as funny

 

For women right now as you might think.

Many of us are salty about this shit, and feeling quite vulnerable.... and so, I didn’t bother reading to that last part. But obviously I did “get it” before the end.

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