The Super Secret GOP Playbook missing in a laptop left by mistake at the Bronx Zoo...Until recovered

[opihimoimoi]

all GOPers must not offer publically any ideas, concepts, answers, solutions, battle plans, without

first seeking approval from GOP Top Command....

Never suggest advances for Humanity...always plug for individual freedoms...and small gov't.

Confuse your enemies with unreasonable requests, etc..

Hold your ground even if it hurts...

Please sign receit of memo....

[jberryhill]

1. How long was it in the squirrel monkey cage?

That's not "lost," that's "consulting".

[pinboy3niner]

4. Well, you want to consult the foremost experts...

...if you're gonna fling poo!

[freshwest]

2. Gee, I thought this was gonna be a clip from 7 Days where Frank has to go into the cage with the...

Lovelorn primate to get the president's laptop with the nuclear codes on it. He just barely managed to turn off the launch sequence before the lady gorilla got him.

[opihimoimoi]

3. LOL....good one :o)

[grasswire]

5. this jogged my memory

remember that episode during the first George Bush campaign where a book of strategy was lost, or found, or something like that, and there was a big hoo-ha blaming Democrats?

[opihimoimoi]

6. yaa noes, I believe you are correct....damn, that was a long time ago.....

[Javaman]

7. do you have a link or is this satire? so hard to tell these days. nt

[opihimoimoi]

8. LOL sorry, no link....this is facetiousness to the 3rd degree.... :o)

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