My every morning media hope: To hear, "(SHITLER) has resigned/been indicted/whatever..." n/t

[UTUSN]

[Demsrule86]

1. Me too...I dream of Shitler waving goodbye on his last trip on Air Force I....headed to Florida in

disgrace...

[UTUSN]

2. Thanks for that.

[lapfog_1]

8. no way he heads off in AF1 into the sunset.

I predict that he either leaves in handcuffs or (more likely) spends the day in Mar-a-Lago for the inauguration of Corey Booker in January 2021 (or write your favorite Democrat in).

[smirkymonkey]

3. I dream of reading his obituary.

Sorry, but I really do.

[UTUSN]

5. Hear ya, but take care. But the old joke:

It was against our FDR: An oligarch-looking dude in NYC would go to the same corner every morning to buy a newspaper, wouldn't even open it, would glance at the top half and throw it away with a curse.

The news seller finally asked him why. And the oligarch said, "Because I'm looking for an obituary."

The seller said, "But, sir, the obituaries are in an inside section."

The oligarch said, "When it's the one I'm looking for, it will be above the fold on page 1"


I hope this saves us from an Alert!1

[smirkymonkey]

7. Well, wishing for an obituary isn't quite the same as threatening someone, like

so many Obama opponents did. It's only a wish. Not a threat.

[Atticus]

4. That "whatever" sounds kinda interesting. nt

[UTUSN]

6. Cf., Post #5!1