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Dearest wife,
Quick thinking saved my platoon today from the Red Hats as we erected a barrier out of Hillarys e-mails, since they still cant seem to get over them. War is Hell.
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Dearest husband,
Weve trapped the MAGAts in our local library, turning it into a torture chamber. Weve forced reading comprehension textbooks& grammar lessons 24/7. The screams are unbearable. Then we diagram sentences. I am a sadist. War is brutal.
NewJeffCT
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Its Day 2 of the #SecondCivilWar. My comrades and I have set up camp in a library. There is absolutely no chance they will find us here.
Love,
Sam
leftieNanner
(15,056 posts)Cruel person!
The Wielding Truth
(11,411 posts)NewJeffCT
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Dearest Mother,
How I miss the cool dampness of my basement bedroom, the piping hot Pizza rolls you'd bring to me- the women here in the cities are very mean; how I wish you were here to tell me I am your big soldier boy.
The pic with the Tweet is the heavy young man dressed in a confederate outfit and holding their flag of southern treason with his face turned away from a woman giving him the finger.
NewJeffCT
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My dearest Charlotte,
Wonderful news of todays attack on Colonel Coulter. Armed only with cloves of garlic and wooden stakes, we read Langston Hughes to her over loudspeakers until she burst into flames. We advance on Daytona tomorrow, taking light beer.
charlyvi
(6,537 posts)Gothmog
(144,874 posts)SergeStorms
(19,131 posts)Was there actually a Trumptard that comically ignorant?
What am I talking about, of course there was, is, going to be. These poor souls have finally found their cult leader, someone stupid enough to look up to as their grammatical guru......Donald J. Trump.
Gothmog
(144,874 posts)KY_EnviroGuy
(14,488 posts)What else could possibly matter?.......
leftieNanner
(15,056 posts)Eddie Murphy as "Buh-wheat".
"Libety" (Doesn't that word have two Bs?)
Oh My Goodness, but this is too much fun!
displacedtexan
(15,696 posts)Carry on, Troops.
Aristus
(66,274 posts)Someone should tell him that his heroes were eating acorns and grass by the time they hoisted the white flag of surrender.
Gothmog
(144,874 posts)flying_wahini
(6,576 posts)They are all so good!
barbtries
(28,755 posts)there were many priceless #secondcivilwarletters
and i was at work. bad on me
barbtries
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Dearest husband, we of the condo owners infantry have bunked for the night at Anytime Fitness. We will do battle with enemy at Crossfit come the dawn. We run low on Clif bars. #secondcivilwarletters
kag
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Dear ones,
I joined the grammar soldiers trying to take literacy hill. We were met by hordes of missing apostrophes, commas, misspelled words and those unable to read for context. We are saddened but take comfort in our worthless liberal arts degrees. #secondcivilwarletters
Different Drummer
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(144,874 posts)displacedtexan
(15,696 posts)Gothmog
(144,874 posts)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*coff*HAHAHAHAHAHA*ow-my-back*HAHAHAHA!
malaise
(268,636 posts)Idiots must be laughed to scorn
Different Drummer
(7,596 posts)Hilarious!
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I fear if we dont win this, the future of the word youre is at stake.
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lastlib
(23,132 posts)They're's balm in Gilead..........Don't take there war too seriously........
leftieNanner
(15,056 posts)Our choir sings that one nearly every year.
These are hilarious!
lastlib
(23,132 posts)I think it was the 7th Libtard Battalion (could be mistaken, but you get the pic) making an assault on Huckabee Hill, etc. One commenter said to be careful on Kellyanne Ridge, the bullsh&it was really thick up there, people were suffocating in it.
God, who KNEW civil wars could be so much FUN??!?
RandomAccess
(5,210 posts)Gothmog
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(5,210 posts)courtesy ThreadReader: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1014508809270644738.html
Four score and seven hours ago, amandablount2 brought forth on this platform, a new meme conceived in humor, and dedicated to the proposition that we need to laugh.
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Now we are engaged in a fake civil war, testing whether our memetics, so hashtagged, so funny, can get us through.
We are memeing on the battlefield of that war.
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Even though senators have forsaken this great nation for Moscow, and next year might be the St. Petersburg Address, we cannot surrender our humor.
The battle has has been joined, but not yet won.
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The Fake Civil war is but one symptom of a conspiratorial RWNJ.
But we have come together to battle in cyberspace.
This great nation, divided, is still a government of the people, by the people, and worth voting for.
It shall not perish quietly.
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Fin.
Gothmog
(144,874 posts)didn't Jones say that you could smell the brimstone around Obama and Clinton? (Like, Jones would ever be let within 100 yards of them...)
Gothmog
(144,874 posts)Cha
(296,726 posts)PERFECT!!!
Thank You, NewJeff!!
Hekate
(90,515 posts)NewJeffCT
(56,828 posts)not from me - I just found some good ones on Twitter and shared
MarianJack
(10,237 posts)...at the Bowling Green Massacre?
PEACE!