Some say Donald Trump eats babies

[Cyrano]

I, for one, don't believe it. But who knows

My point here is that the above headline is outrageous and (probably) not true.

Yet, this is the kind of outrageous shit that Trump feeds Americans daily through his tweets, with his comments as he walks by the WH press corps, and during his calls to Fox "news."

Most of us find it incredible that millions of our fellow citizens gobble up the mindless crap that pours uninterrupted from his mouth.

So, not to be left out of the loop of know-nothingism that's currently infecting America, I'm rethinking my take on that headline. Perhaps, "those who say Donald Trump eats babies," know something we don't know.

[SamKnause]

1. And if he did, he would not lose a single cult member.

They have an excuse for every vile thing he does.

I am sure they would be fine if Trump did eat babies.

They twist themselves in knots daily to defend the indefensible.

[lagomorph777]

23. He seems to be encouraging people to believe that. He's hiding thousands of babies and children.

His base would love him more for eating babies.

[SammyWinstonJack]

25. They don't care what he does or what he says because he's their guy. They don't care how bad his

actions make their lives, so long as he makes people's lives they hate, worse. They're worse than deplorable.

[Va Lefty]

2. "Some people are saying..."

Faux news has perfected this tactic.
Step 1: One of their "opinion" commentators makes an outrageous statement.
Step 2: Repeat it for 2-3 days.
Step 3: Faux news commentators say "some people are saying..."
Step 4: Faux news accuses MSM of bias for not covering "story"

[Cyrano]

22. Exactly, Va Lefty. It's the road map to fascism

[Aristus]

3. Terrible how these rumors gets started...

Tell us again so we don't forget...

[Cyrano]

7. Some say Donald Trump eats babies

[Cyrano]

9. Some say Donald Trump eats babies

[Cyrano]

10. Some say Donald Trump eats babies

[area51]

12. lol, n/t

[Cyrano]

17. I'd keep going, Aristus, but then

I'd feel like Jack Nicholson in "The Shining."

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work ...

Well, you get the idea.

(Fortunately, I'm a "touch typist," and, since this only took a minute, it didn't distract me from my main mission of trying to help sane people save planet Earth from the Orange Menace ... and from so much more.)

[virgogal]

4. Just posting things like this is making things worse.

There are days,many days,that I wish the Internet didn't exist.

[ProfessorGAC]

5. Please Explain

I don't understand your concern.

[ornotna]

6. It makes a perfectly valid point

You're free to disengage at any time.

[Javaman]

8. oh for FFS! he doesn't eat babies. facepalm

everyone knows he only drinks their blood!

[Brother Buzz]

14. I heard he just recently developed a taste for caged babies

"Stated to me for a fact. I only tell it as I got it. I am willing to believe it. I can believe any thing."

[H2O Man]

11. Many experts say that.

[mwooldri]

13. "Donald Trump Ate My Hamster".

Well in this case it was a comedian called Freddie Starr, and the whole story was made up.

And the made-up story was published in... The Sun. Owned by... Rupert Murdoch.



Trump is a Tabloid President, complete with the gravitas of the National Enquirer.

[sarcasmo]

15. Many people are saying it's true.

[Caliman73]

37. Many FINE people, many of the BEST people...believe me!

I'm not gonna tell you who...you're going to have to figure that out...

[rickford66]

16. How disturbing. I just read it.

[Cyrano]

18. There are many people who say it's so

[Petosky Stone]

19. Totally not true.

He only chews them like gum, and spits them out when the flavor is gone.

[Cyrano]

20. I've heard that's a rumor made up by Nancy Pelosi

[lark]

21. As long as the babies are brown/black his racist base doesn't care.

Now him eating white male babies might get some of them to back off, maybe some???

[Cyrano]

24. Some say that white male babies are

considered to be The "delicacy" dish at Mar-a-Largo. I've been told by some that they are available to only the most important (richest) guests.

[lark]

42. Some say, lol.

[Gothmog]

26. Where are the missing babies?

[WhiteTara]

27. well, those he doesn't eat, he sells; that's what I read.

but who knows if trump sells babies, I don't. But we don't know where they are either.

[Cyrano]

28. I've heard some say that you don't eat or sell hostages

[WhiteTara]

35. There are so many, who's going to miss a few hundred?

The younger, the greater price and you know the orange anus likes his money.

[Freddie]

29. Well done, with ketchup

So they say.

[Cyrano]

30. I've been told that Ketchup is

considered to be a fine gourmet dressing at Mar-a-Largo. (Also at the Trump White House.)

[bdamomma]

31. too bad that slogan was used for

a billboard all over the US.

[Cyrano]

33. Hey, bdamomma. That would have made for great billboards

And I agree with you that a countrywide campaign, claiming that Trump eats babies, might have, (or not), put Hillary in the White House.

The problem was the interference of the Russians, and James Comey. Gerrymandering. Voter suppression (by any and all means). "Lost" votes. And an American public that "buys" the outcome of the 2016 election as "fair." (Many of them also believe in unicorns.) It was an "election" that screwed America and put an extremely dangerous, ignorant buffoon in power.

Those three billboards worked well in a small town in a great movie.

The "billboards" we need today must be written across the night sky in a million stars suddenly going nova. (But then Hannity would explain it as some kind of "weird" anomaly, or a "Message from God," that "Trump is Great," and all the Foxheads would buy it.)

[Vogon_Glory]

32. Keep watching the heat waves

I fear for the babies and small children in unairconditioned detention centers during 100 degree plus heat waves.

[bdamomma]

36. those tents in the desert

in Texas is that correct??? I wouldn't doubt those babies and young girls are living in terrible inhumane conditions. Why no more talk about this, everything is the weather now?

[Vogon_Glory]

39. Those tents in the desert over by El Paso

Can get blistering hot in the summertime. El Paso is not a city known for temperate summer weather.

I am worried for those kids' welfare.

[world wide wally]

34. Well done of course

[Buns_of_Fire]

38. With ketchup.

Or maybe he's badgered McDonald's to come up with something new just for him. One cute plump baby, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame-seed bun.

[milestogo]

40. Only immigrant babies.

[mountain grammy]

41. He's keeping the little migrant children as sex toys

some people say, I don't know, but a lot of people are saying, donnie loves em young. Guess we'll have to wait and see.