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"Trump is going to fart and blame it on a corgi at tea with the Queen. That's all that's left." (Original Post) highplainsdem Jul 2018 OP
I don't know whether to die laughing or just die from embarrassment because Marie Marie Jul 2018 #1
The first time it happens, the Queen will look under the table at the corgi and sharply say "Monty!" CincyDem Jul 2018 #2
By then it will be too late! ProudLib72 Jul 2018 #5
Maybe the dog will bite him. Solly Mack Jul 2018 #3
Or find some way to blame Hillary/Obama/Mueller.... FM123 Jul 2018 #4
JFC! MontanaMama Jul 2018 #6
He'll probably pick his nose too! Alwaysna Jul 2018 #7

Marie Marie

(9,999 posts)
1. I don't know whether to die laughing or just die from embarrassment because
Thu Jul 12, 2018, 11:08 PM
Jul 2018

not only is that too funny, I could see it happening.

CincyDem

(6,336 posts)
2. The first time it happens, the Queen will look under the table at the corgi and sharply say "Monty!"
Thu Jul 12, 2018, 11:12 PM
Jul 2018

And Trump will smile, thinking he got away with it.


The second time it happens, the Queen will look under the table at the corgi and, in a louder voice say "MONTY!"

And Trump will smile, more sure that he got away with it.


The third time it happens, the Queen will look under the table at the corgi and yell "MONTY - GET OUT FROM UNDER THE TABLE BEFORE HE SHITS ALL OVER YOU !!!!!"

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)
5. By then it will be too late!
Fri Jul 13, 2018, 12:11 AM
Jul 2018

Corgis are not the nice little lap dogs everyone thinks they are. If the Rump shits on him, that corgi is going to bite the hell out of him.

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