Trump: I've met Putin two and a half times

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

[Ilsa]

1. Wow. That. Is. So. Dumb.

Clearly, he cannot think on his feet.

[lsewpershad]

7. Not so dumb

He left his brain at home.

[Butterflylady]

2. How do you meet someone half a time.

Was putin cut in half?

[ProfessorGAC]

5. Same Question I Once Asked. . .

. . .a guy in the lab who was showing someone how to run a certain titration.

He told the person he was teaching to add just a "half a drop" at a time near the end.

I asked him "What the heck is a half drop?" It's still a whole drop, it's just smaller.

Just like here: If the meeting is half as long, it's still a whole meeting.

[Dream Girl]

3. Sounds like a lie a four year old would say

[uponit7771]

4. Proof no one holds him to what he says

[milestogo]

6. And he's been half-married three times.