"You're my b*tch." . . . Please come CAPTION Vladimer Putin!!!

[skip fox]

Vladimer Putin is saying: "Just remember, you're my b*tch."

[FM123]

1. "I brought you into this White House, and I can take you out!"

[edbermac]

2. "Go get me a cup of coffee!"

[stonecutter357]

3. what is a b*tch and is it a good thing are a bad thing ?

[skip fox]

9. One might apologize for the use of this term.

It is, indeed, socially problematic at best.

But I was writing a CAPTION, and as a writer I was entering the thought-speech patterns of my subject, pretend-channeling him, if you would, for satiric purposes. So I used a word Putin would have used (given his background and, of course, if he spoke a more fluent English than he might have access to) to describe how he likely feels about Trump. Again for satire. Another word wouldn't work the same. It's casual, quick to tongues such as these, and has no false not like "servant" or "turd" or other derogatory terms. These would have unduly called attention to themselves and diluted the potential humor.

(Explaining a joke is like dry-humping a wire brush.)

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. "So, Donald, have you seen any good movies lately?"

“I saw one recently. It was.... ‘European’.”

[Vilis Veritas]

5. Putin is whispering the activation words.

"Vanity, orange, golden shower, sunset, 45, cancer, zero, parade, two scoops, pee tape"

[peekaloo]

6. "A real man would embrace his balding head as sign of maturity."

"Hair stylists in Russia are employed by what you call funeral parlors."

"Catch my drift, fat man."

[skip fox]

7. nice

[Johonny]

8. In America you call your opponents fake news, but in Soviet Union we call them liquidated