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Mon Jul 16, 2018, 05:15 PM

(Poll) If Cheeto should be convicted of a capital crime, how should his sentence be carried out?




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Life in prison
23 (58%)
Firing squad
0 (0%)
Public hanging
6 (15%)
Electric chair
0 (0%)
Guillotine
3 (8%)
Golf-clubbed to death
0 (0%)
Burned at the stake
1 (3%)
Dropped from plane without a parachute
0 (0%)
Sold into slavery
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Other - post your own suggestion below
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Reply (Poll) If Cheeto should be convicted of a capital crime, how should his sentence be carried out? (Original post)
FakeNoose Jul 2018 OP
RainCaster Jul 2018 #1
gopiscrap Jul 2018 #2
Zoonart Jul 2018 #3
Shrike47 Jul 2018 #5
Totally Tunsie Jul 2018 #41
hlthe2b Jul 2018 #4
sdfernando Jul 2018 #7
FakeNoose Jul 2018 #12
Shrike47 Jul 2018 #6
LastLiberal in PalmSprings Jul 2018 #30
avebury Jul 2018 #57
LastLiberal in PalmSprings Jul 2018 #67
Totally Tunsie Jul 2018 #8
duforsure Jul 2018 #9
Grammy23 Jul 2018 #10
smirkymonkey Jul 2018 #13
Grammy23 Jul 2018 #16
jayschool2013 Jul 2018 #29
nocoincidences Jul 2018 #11
FakeNoose Jul 2018 #28
ecstatic Jul 2018 #14
FakeNoose Jul 2018 #18
Duncan Grant Jul 2018 #15
FakeNoose Jul 2018 #17
Quemado Jul 2018 #19
Historic NY Jul 2018 #20
NCjack Jul 2018 #21
FakeNoose Jul 2018 #24
lpbk2713 Jul 2018 #26
NCjack Jul 2018 #35
lpbk2713 Jul 2018 #36
Totally Tunsie Jul 2018 #42
bdamomma Jul 2018 #51
Fritz Walter Jul 2018 #84
NCjack Jul 2018 #86
jmowreader Jul 2018 #22
FakeNoose Jul 2018 #25
lpbk2713 Jul 2018 #23
LastLiberal in PalmSprings Jul 2018 #27
FakeNoose Jul 2018 #31
LastLiberal in PalmSprings Jul 2018 #39
bdamomma Jul 2018 #52
Best_man23 Jul 2018 #32
FakeNoose Jul 2018 #34
Generic Brad Jul 2018 #59
Freethinker65 Jul 2018 #33
Raven123 Jul 2018 #37
jmowreader Jul 2018 #40
yonder Jul 2018 #38
marlakay Jul 2018 #43
jmowreader Jul 2018 #44
FakeNoose Jul 2018 #45
edbermac Jul 2018 #46
jmowreader Jul 2018 #47
FakeNoose Jul 2018 #49
edbermac Jul 2018 #50
LBM20 Jul 2018 #48
FakeNoose Jul 2018 #53
avebury Jul 2018 #54
handmade34 Jul 2018 #55
FakeNoose Jul 2018 #60
bdamomma Jul 2018 #56
Anon-C Jul 2018 #58
FakeNoose Jul 2018 #61
bitterross Jul 2018 #62
pansypoo53219 Jul 2018 #63
Blaukraut Jul 2018 #64
LuckyCharms Jul 2018 #65
BlancheSplanchnik Jul 2018 #87
ChoppinBroccoli Jul 2018 #66
KCDebbie Jul 2018 #68
dchill Jul 2018 #69
FakeNoose Jul 2018 #70
Tipperary Jul 2018 #77
Rhiannon12866 Jul 2018 #71
arthritisR_US Jul 2018 #72
Celerity Jul 2018 #73
FakeNoose Jul 2018 #76
KY_EnviroGuy Jul 2018 #74
FakeNoose Jul 2018 #75
democratisphere Jul 2018 #78
FakeNoose Jul 2018 #83
brooklynite Jul 2018 #79
mahatmakanejeeves Jul 2018 #80
Fritz Walter Jul 2018 #81
FakeNoose Jul 2018 #82
Fritz Walter Jul 2018 #85
Different Drummer Jul 2018 #88
dameatball Jul 2018 #89
Bamahombre Jul 2018 #90
FakeNoose Jul 2018 #91

Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 05:16 PM

1. Living in the basement of an outhouse with all his family

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 05:20 PM

2. I think a nice slow crucifixtion would work

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 05:20 PM

3. Exile alone...

On a 100sq foot island surrounded by sharks. He FEARS sharks.

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Response to Zoonart (Reply #3)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 05:23 PM

5. With a few dogs to keep him company

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Response to Zoonart (Reply #3)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 07:13 PM

41. LOL - he fears STAIRS also!

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 05:22 PM

4. Is that "Make America Sane Again" hat being sold somewhere?

I want him to live out his life in SuperMax--either in FLorence, CO or the one in Illinois. NO access to internet, twitter, and the same restrictions as everyone else. I want him to know how he is being perceived. I don't want him made a martyr by his insane faction.

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Response to hlthe2b (Reply #4)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 05:24 PM

7. OK that would work but I'd give him a television

Outside his cell that he cannot control....and the TV only receives MSNBC.

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Response to hlthe2b (Reply #4)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 05:43 PM

12. Not sure

However I purchased the t-shirt (same saying) on Amazon.
They probably have the hat too, I'm just not a "hat" person.

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 05:24 PM

6. Deny him an audience; he'll wither away.

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Response to Shrike47 (Reply #6)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 06:29 PM

30. Cut off his Twitter thumbs and then make him watch CNN 24/7

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Response to LastLiberal in PalmSprings (Reply #30)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 08:46 PM

57. A better choice would be a 24 hour Obama/Hillary channel.

Let him see how beloved Obama is. And of course the channel would need to feature the replay of Obama's WH Correspondence jokes where he humiliated Trump.

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Response to avebury (Reply #57)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 10:30 PM

67. Here's one Obama riff on Trump

Start at 2:25



Notice that Trump does not laugh. His head does not move. He has no sense of humor, especially about himself.

At another WHCD, Obama said, "I understand Donald Trump is going to run as a Republican. I thought he was running as a joke."

Looks like the joke's on us.

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 05:25 PM

8. Placed in a cage for life, stripped of all worldly goods,

without health care, surrounded by TV sets all tuned to CNN, his golf clubs within sight but not reachable, with only raw vegetables for all meals.

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 05:34 PM

9. They should all be

Sent to Gitmo for life and receive the same punishment they use on terrorists, because that what these people are.

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 05:35 PM

10. I don't particularly care about the details just as long as he is convicted


and sentenced to whatever time remains in his miserable life. Come to think of it, it does need to be small, sparsely furnished, no window and a smelly toilet in the corner. Meals will be served on plastic trays (like we had in elementary school) and be simple with no frills. Bologna sandwiches on white bread will be a typical entree. Cold, cheap baked beans will be served twice a day. No Diet Coke. Plain water.

No TV. No phone. No Twitter.

He ideally would share his cell with a really big guy named Brutus who is serving a life term for murder and has an aversion to showering or brushing what is left of his teeth.

So I lied. I do care about the details. It is kinda fun envisioning that monster behind bars and the circumstances of his incarceration. It could turn out to be a great party game. It might help cheer some of us up who have had way more than enough of tRumpolini.

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Response to Grammy23 (Reply #10)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 05:44 PM

13. I like how you think Grammy23!

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Response to smirkymonkey (Reply #13)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 05:55 PM

16. After a day like we've had today, we have to find our comfort


Where we can, Smirkymonkey. It is oddly satisfying to imagine that bastard in the most uncomfortable lock up imaginable. For him, a Holiday Inn Express is roughing it so for tRump, spending the rest of his days locked in an old, outdated Motel 6 would be hell on earth. There. I feel better already.

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Response to Grammy23 (Reply #10)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 06:28 PM

29. Great ideas except

Change the food. He'd like bologna on white bread.

Give him arugula, kale, broccoli, beets and hot sauce.

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 05:35 PM

11. Madame Guillotine

is always my first choice. Excellent for batch executions, such as those needed right now.

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Response to nocoincidences (Reply #11)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 06:28 PM

28. Thanks for this!

Now I can post my favorite gif!



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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 05:51 PM

14. My first reaction was guillotine, but that's too quick. I want him to suffer in prison.

I want him forced to watch Rachel, Don Lemon, Lawrence O', Joy Reid, and Pres. Obama videos from a prison cell.

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Response to ecstatic (Reply #14)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 06:04 PM

18. With no "off" button, volume up and no cellphone

I'd go for that one!

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 05:55 PM

15. Send him to work in a West Virginia coal mine.

Hell love McDowell County.

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Response to Duncan Grant (Reply #15)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 06:02 PM

17. Oooh good one! No safety equipment either

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 06:07 PM

19. Life in prison as Sandusky's cell mate

Jerry Sandusky, Somerset State Prison, PA.

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 06:16 PM

20. At dawn with no blindfold..........I want him to see it coming.

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 06:19 PM

21. Execution by firing squad, composed of people he has cheated or damaged.

It has to be execution, because if another Trump party candidate becomes president, the Orange F'stick might get paroled or pardoned.

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Response to NCjack (Reply #21)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 06:23 PM

24. Wow, I hope Hillary gets first shot

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Response to FakeNoose (Reply #24)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 06:26 PM

26. She has certainly earned it.




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Response to lpbk2713 (Reply #26)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 06:39 PM

35. I have her pencilled in to be captain of the firing squad, with the

duty of giving the coup-de-gras.

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Response to NCjack (Reply #35)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 06:42 PM

36. Hold back on the coup de gras sil vous plait.




Trump is not worthy of mercy.

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Response to NCjack (Reply #21)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 07:16 PM

42. A bullet in EVERY rifle...

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Response to Totally Tunsie (Reply #42)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 08:39 PM

51. .............

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Response to NCjack (Reply #21)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 10:15 AM

84. 100 years ago yesterday

Tsar Nicholas II and his entire family were executed by a Russian/Soviet firing squad.
Check out the account on Wikipedia,...

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Response to Fritz Walter (Reply #84)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 10:24 AM

86. Maybe Putin will soon get tired of his captive, and

that would be fatal for the Orange F'stick.

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 06:21 PM

22. I have the perfect sentence for him

First, we RICO the bastard and require him to forfeit all his assets.

We sell everything he has except for one golf course.

On that course, we turn part of the clubhouse - part that faces the course - into a prison cell. In it we install Mr. Trump.

He has to get up every morning and pull weeds, mow, drag sprinklers, paint and do everything else needed to keep the course in fine playing condition.

When people come to play the course (at very good rates, just high enough to cover all expenses) he has to go back to his cell and watch through the window. A restraining order will keep him at least 50 feet from any golf clubs, golf balls or other apparatus used in the playing of the game of golf.

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Response to jmowreader (Reply #22)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 06:25 PM

25. Cruel and unusual, but would be effective!

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 06:21 PM

23. No more tweeting for him.




Take away his smart phone. The only thing smart about him.

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 06:27 PM

27. Give him a Marine haircut. He'd die of shame.

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Response to LastLiberal in PalmSprings (Reply #27)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 06:31 PM

31. How about this one

Shave him bald, tie him up, and cover him with sticky honey.
Then lay him in the Florida sun and let the fire ants get him.



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Response to FakeNoose (Reply #31)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 07:03 PM

39. They wouldn't eat him. Even fire ants have standards. They'd just go, "Ew-w-w!" and leave.

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Response to LastLiberal in PalmSprings (Reply #27)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 08:41 PM

52. he would

be weaker than shit. That would kill him right there.

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 06:31 PM

32. Make Him Poor

Force him to live poor, deny him the ability to make money through real estate, stock market, GoFundMe, etc.

You really want to hurt a rich person, make them poor.

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Response to Best_man23 (Reply #32)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 06:36 PM

34. That will happen when Mueller freezes his assets for back taxes

The Trump family won't have a penny left to their name, including the kiddies' inheritances.
So we're trying to imagine what happens after that.


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Response to Best_man23 (Reply #32)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 08:52 PM

59. And shave his lumpy assed orange head

Hogtie him and shear off that 20 foot long strand of hair that is woven on his head like moldy macrame.

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 06:33 PM

33. Reality show on live TV. The real biggest Loser! With Ivanka there to watch the humiliation.

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 06:54 PM

37. Just open the door and let him out on the street

I think the American people will provide a just sentence

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Response to Raven123 (Reply #37)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 07:03 PM

40. As long as anything you do to him is legal, I could live with that

What could REALLY be a fun sentence: after stripping him of all his worldly assets and forcing him to work a minimum wage job and live in a trailer in a very blue community, short all his paychecks.

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 07:01 PM

38. Life behind bars, possibly with supervised work release,

providing that work release is realized with him on a framing crew building houses for Habitat for Humanity. It goes without saying the crew boss and the rest of the crew would be non-white and members of the LGBT community. Also, of course, that would have to be in a hot, humid southeast state.

For the rest of his miserable existence. ASAP

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 07:25 PM

43. They all look good but I don't want it to be so fast

For me the first thing is for him to lose all his money including pension from being a president. Prison is too good for him because he would get some kind of sentence where is sits on his ass all day.

I want him to work himself to death doing hard labor. Preferably in the hot sun so he knows how the mexicans he hates feel.

Since he cares so much about the border he could dig fence posts and carry heavy rocks around all day every day. He would't last long unfortunately but long enough.

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 08:05 PM

44. I have a better one than my last one

Hand him over to MS-13.

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Response to jmowreader (Reply #44)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 08:21 PM

45. THAT punishment would definitely fit the crime

Good thinking!

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 08:28 PM

46. Urine-boarded.

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Response to edbermac (Reply #46)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 08:31 PM

47. Make it part of a tourist attraction

They could renovate a row of cells at Alcatraz to lock Trump, his whole family, and all his consiglieres in. Then charge a dollar a head to go into the cell above the Trump official you hated worst, and try to piss on that person.

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Response to edbermac (Reply #46)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 08:33 PM

49. Is that like waterboarding only ... with ...

...



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Response to FakeNoose (Reply #49)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 08:36 PM

50. Yes but I shouldn't have suggested that.

Hed probably enjoy it.

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 08:32 PM

48. SLOW SUBMERSION INTO A POOL OF PIRANHA FISH

 

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Response to LBM20 (Reply #48)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 08:43 PM

53. Whew that's a great one

Make sure they're hungry too.

Sadly I don't have a piranha gif but I do have a pretty good shark one.



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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 08:44 PM

54. Life in prison would be, by far, the

best sentence. Lock him away in a dark hole and forget that he exists. It would totally destroy him.

Death would be letting him off too easy. Let him suffer for the remainder of his life.

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 08:44 PM

55. money taken away...

made to work for a living.... maybe janitor, maybe farm laborer....??

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Response to handmade34 (Reply #55)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 08:54 PM

60. Yes that goes without saying, Mueller will get everything he has for back taxes

Just letting him go poor isn't enough, we're imagining what should be done for all the pain and suffering he has caused this country.

I'm happy somebody finally voted for Burning at the Stake. That's appropriate for the "witch hunt" wouldn't you say?

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 08:46 PM

56. wired his jaw

shut then he would not lie no more. Think of a Twilight Zone episode and let him live in it.

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 08:49 PM

58. Exiled to Siberia!

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Response to Anon-C (Reply #58)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 09:02 PM

61. Too easy, they'd build him a hotel

Antarctica though, I'd go along with that!

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 09:17 PM

62. I'd like to see him die of embarassment, but that can't happen.

 

He doesn't have it in him to be ashamed or embarrassed about anything. If he were to be hanged, all the way to the gallows he would be saying how unfair it all was and how they conspired against him.

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 10:11 PM

63. i love slavery, but i could accept hard labor.

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 10:16 PM

64. In a room with a TV playing Obama's roasting him at the WHC Dinner on a 24 hr loop

For the rest of his life.

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 10:17 PM

65. Waterboarded continuously. With urine.

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Response to LuckyCharms (Reply #65)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 10:26 AM

87. Lunch breaks...shit on a shingle. Literally.

No breakfast or dinner, when lunchies rolls around, hell be hungry. Real hungry.

And mouth hooks so hes forced to smile that phony grimace of his 24/7.

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 10:22 PM

66. I Have A Great Idea For This

Form a partnership with ESPN's College Gameday. You know how every Saturday during football season, ESPN College Gameday broadcasts from a different college campus where there's a big game going on? Partner up with them so that they can help carry out the sentence. Here's how.

We put Trump in a dunking tank filled with sewage, garbage, or whatever else you can think of, and let the college students all take turns trying to dunk him. Maybe charge them a few bucks like they do at the carnival and use the money to give to a worthy cause that Trump would hate. But here's the twist: He won't be in an enclosed cage; he'll be out in the open, and you can either throw your projectiles at the button and try to dunk him, or you can throw your projectiles AT HIM and try to inflict some damage. Maybe win a stuffed animal if you hit him in the nuts, or some other prize for a head shot. For a higher amount of money, you can actually go up and kick him in the nuts if you want to.

And this goes on every Sunday for an entire football season. And for those of you who think this sounds an awful lot like torture, just remember, Trump approves of that sort of thing, so it's OK. The rest of the week, keep him in one of the cages he uses to imprison the kids at the border, since they're so nice and all.

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2018, 10:30 PM

68. There's only one way to carry out the sentence!

 

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Tue Jul 17, 2018, 10:50 PM

69. I did SO want to choose "guillotine," but, alas...

I don't support capital punishment.

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Response to dchill (Reply #69)

Tue Jul 17, 2018, 11:03 PM

70. Well a life sentence is still capital punishment

No chance of parole, so he would die in jail. Oddly enough, that was predicted by some FBI agents before the election.
"Trump will die in jail," they said. They already had the goods on him even then.

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Response to FakeNoose (Reply #70)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 08:27 AM

77. No. Capital punishment is legally killing someone for a crime.

 

It refers to the death penalty. Period.

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 02:25 AM

71. 25-to-life on a gluten free vegetarian diet!

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 02:43 AM

72. Drawn and Quartered

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 02:46 AM

73. Put a 24-7 closed circuit TV monitor in his cell that shows Ivanka in her's. They both need life in

prison, along with the rest of that criminal family. Melania needs her illegally obtained citizenship revoked, stripped (as should all the Trumps) of her fortune, and summarily deported. She can support herself by touring Eastern European shithole strip bars with Stormy.

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Response to Celerity (Reply #73)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 08:24 AM

76. He'd go crazy, that's for sure

Well, even crazier than he already is.

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 06:06 AM

74. Life sentence as a Walmart greeter in Lagos, Nigeria.

Will receive local standard salary, must always wear a blue Hillary ball cap and eat with other employees. Must pay room and board from earnings, and no cell service or internet allowed.

Faux News will be allowed no-fee monthly interviews on-site......

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Response to KY_EnviroGuy (Reply #74)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 08:21 AM

75. That would be Cheeto's definition of "hell" I think

Good one!

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 08:28 AM

78. Keelhauled matey!


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Response to democratisphere (Reply #78)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 10:15 AM

83. We need to find out how long he can hold his breath

Probably not long enough.

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 08:28 AM

79. Trashing: lazy clickbait

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 08:30 AM

80. Quickly.

Followed by burial at sea, at an undisclosed location.

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 10:00 AM

81. Put him in a child-size cage in south Texas

Cut him off from his family, speak to him in Spanish only.

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Response to Fritz Walter (Reply #81)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 10:13 AM

82. What you said

... except drop the cage in Mexico or Guatemala.

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Response to FakeNoose (Reply #82)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 10:17 AM

85. I was going to suggest moving him from state to state...

But that would be a waste of fuel.

I hear Honduras is nice...

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 10:29 AM

88. Lock him in the world's largest library and force him to...

read a a minimum of one really long book per week. For him, that would be the worst form of torture.

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 12:37 PM

89. Firing squad. Shot by the entire army of Montenegro.

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Response to FakeNoose (Original post)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 07:29 PM

90. Keep Diggin' Asshole, China is not far away

He should be tarred and feathered. A bizarre end for a bizarre asshole!

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Response to Bamahombre (Reply #90)

Wed Jul 18, 2018, 09:51 PM

91. Yes that's a good one

I can't find a "tar & feather" image that's safe enough to post here. So I'm going to let it go.
Who knew that tarring & feathering is so brutal and potentially fatal?

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